bnw wrote:

OK but how many of those offenses also had a good passing attack? Probably all of those teams did. One dimensional offenses don’t win today.

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Well, the Rams run a zero-dimensional offense, right now.

They dont even have one dimension.

They are undimensional.

Even quantum physicists dont understand NO-dimensional offenses.

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Zooey wrote:

I just have no idea. At all. No hunch of any kind.

I don’t recall ever being completely baffled like this before. I feel like I just came out of a coma after 15 years, and I’m being told the Rams are playing, and I don’t know a single player.

But as inexplicable as that first game was, I do know that the Rams aren’t that bad. They just aren’t. So I guess if by “rebound,” we mean “play better,” yes, I expect we will see more of a fight. Whether or not that “fight” lasts four quarters, I have no guess.

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Ditto Zooey

We will know more after 2/16ths of the season is over.

But really, 3/16ths…will…tell us even more.

0 and 3 = very bad

I hope i haven’t confused Ag with my complex algebra.

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nittany ram wrote:

You’re being hyperskeptical. We’ve seen enough games to know that Scientology is true.

Assuming, of course, that its major human rights abuses were just due to injuries.

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Keyshawn has clearly, and indisputably Tweeted
that you and Nittany AND Mike Silver were forced
to defend Scientology.

Moreover, Clayton and other really important people,
have tweeted that it was Kronky himself who wanted a scientologist QB,
who would stir up interest in California — but the ‘equipment manager’
who actually runs the entire corporotacracy nixed the idea, for unknown reasons.

28 to nothing. Jeezus H christ.

28
to
Nothing.

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I got no opinion on anything
till i see a couple more games.

That goes for all issues, btw. Race, gender, politics, Game of Thrones,
The Kardashians, Global Warming, Scientology, Monsanto, Zooey’s dummer Brother, Wood Stoves, Vaccinations, False Flags, Jesus, Concussions,
Electric Football, Raisin Toast, Terrorism, tapirs…..doesnt matter. I have no opinion until i see a couple more games.

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I doubt if Obama has the goodness in his soul
to do something like that, to be honest.

He seems much more interested in blowing up innocent
people with his drone machines.

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Jill’s answers were good.

sigh

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This made me laugh.

I mean, this is from an opposing player.

I dont even know what to say about this. I mean, he almost sounds disappointed :

“We came out expecting the Rams to play better than they did,”

49ers’ NaVorro Bowman.

I agree with Zooey, the stench of this game was about as bad
as a giant pile of steaming dragon-poop.

And if this kind of performance continues I will call for Fisher
to be paraded through the streets naked, while throngs of angry ram fans
chant “Shame! Shame!” and throw rotten fruit at him.

As of game one-of-sixteen, things suck.

But 15 sixteenths of a season remain.

Is Winter coming?

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canadaram wrote:

I thought the guard play was surprisingly bad. They couldn’t anchor against the bull rush and they couldn’t get outside on screens and runs around the ends when they had to pull.

I thought Joyner struggled. Sensabaugh had decent position sometimes but still gave up plays.

Cam Thomas is an enormous man, but he gets pushed around easily.

Kudos to Kenny Britt for being the only average player on offense last night.

Hekker is in mid season form. I’m glad that he’s a Ram.

Quinn needs some time before he’s in game shape.

I understand some fans calls for Goff to play immediately, but I would rather the Rams wait until the offense settles down a bit.

Lots of other stuff, but I’m working on memory and I don’t want to rewatch the game.

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Last time I remember a 28-0 score against the Rams
was a Playoff game against Dallas.

Ugly, ugly memory. Cause that was a good team the rams had.

So, is the season over, boys?

Or can they slowly, claw their way back. Maybe go 2-3 and claw there way back with a coupla ugly wins. Maybe get things going in November. Yes? No? Fire fisher? Move back to Cleveland?

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Well….awful as it was, one game is one game.

I’ll have to see a couple more games.

I mean, it could be all the distractions of the move,
and hard knocks, and all that, affected them. Could be
that Fisher just got outcoached. I dunno yet.

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NewMexicoRam wrote:

I may be wrong, wouldn’t be the first time, but something is up and Wikileaks could bring a major turnabout in this election.

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Well, it would take something really big, to derail Hillary, imho.

What supreme court issues do you care about most? (if u answer i promise no pedantic lectures or arguing 🙂 )
(I mainly care about one at this point — corporate personhood. And Hillary’s appointee would probably be slightly better on that issue than Trumps.)

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CNN poll — Trump in the lead
And no, i still say he is toast.

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The Unconquerable Trump
Seemingly imploding on the trail, Trump gains in a national poll. WTF, America?
Matt Taibbi
http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/features/the-unconquerable-trump-w438545
A stunning new CNN poll came out this week, showing Donald Trump in the lead against Hillary Clinton, 45-43 percent. Naturally, the release of this new survey coincided with my own Rolling Stone feature describing Trump in a “freefall,” having “lost his mojo.” What can I say? Sometimes in journalism, you can’t help looking like a buffoon.

Let’s look at that poll, for if there’s any truth to it (and there has been some other evidence a “tightening” in the race), it would mean the ultimate worst-case scenario.

On the surface, Trump and new “campaign CEO” Steve Bannon appear to be employing one of the dumbest campaign strategies presidential politics has ever seen.

The recent rebrand is a transparent effort to rehabilitate Trump’s image as a racist loon. Bannon’s play has been to wheel Trump out at campaign events shackled, Hannibal Lecter-style, to teleprompters. At each stop, the candidate tries to focus just long enough to read out a robotic script offering “minority outreach,” while also signaling a “softening” and a “pivot” on his chief issue, immigration.

In person, watching Lecter-Trump labor to push this “minority outreach” script up a hill for 45 minutes or so is embarrassing to the point of being physically uncomfortable.

His “What do you have to lose?” appeals to African-American voters recall the cringe-inducing “My heart is as black as yours” routine of infamous New York Democrat Mario Procaccino, whose 1969 mayoral run has been described as the most incompetent campaign in American history.

It seems impossible that Trump’s Dr. King act would convince an educated person of anything. Just try to picture the mind that would be persuaded by these speeches. It’s not an easy image to conjure.

But in perhaps the ultimate demonstration of Murphy’s Law, it seems to have worked. The Bannon-Trump strategy at least looks this week like a success, even if it was just in the area of scoring one headline in one perhaps-flawed poll.

It’s developments like this that explain why the most successful third-party candidate in polls this season – and the only one who attracts wide support among liberals, conservatives and independents – is a giant meteor hitting the earth. (The “Sweet Meteor O’Death” scored 13 percent support, including an impressive 27 percent of independents, in a July poll).

After all, if Trump-Bannon’s nitwit strategy can succeed, that’s a powerful argument in favor of the species needing a reboot.

Or maybe the problem is confined to those of us here in America.

Just look at the math. The total popular vote in 2012 was 129,237,642 people. Assuming a similar turnout, in a theoretical world where Donald Trump scores 45 percent of the vote, that would mean a hair over 58 million human beings casting a vote for a man who thinks vaccines need to be administered one at a time, because “tiny children are not horses.”
Unlike George W. Bush, a pliable ignoramus surrounded by cunning government lifers who were the real candidates for the job, Trump is surrounded by determined conspiracy theorists incapable of speaking English or completing a coherent thought.

His spokesperson Katrina Pierson said Barack Obama’s policies “probably” caused the death of a soldier killed in Iraq – in 2004! When confronted about her mistake, she said, “That’s why I used, ‘probably.'”

These are the sort of people whose first move upon entering the Oval Office would probably be to order the file on Area 51, or to check the back of the Declaration of Independence for treasure maps. And yet, somewhere north of 55 million voters, and huge majorities of white people, seem prepared to cast votes for this crew.

Trump would probably require miraculous reversals in demographic trends to win. Most likely, he’d need either absurdly low turnout among minorities and college-educated voters, or an unheard-off increase in turnout among non-college-educated white voters.

But such eventualities can’t be counted out. Trump has enjoyed an extraordinary run of sinister luck since the beginning of this race. The seas have parted for him over and over again in a pattern so improbable, it makes one guess at the existence of a Supreme Being with a serious grudge against the United States.

I bet on Trump to win the Republican nomination last summer, but it didn’t seem like easy money then. Trump’s path to victory in the nomination seemed to depend upon the unfolding of something like a conspiracy of incompetence by his primary opponents.

The likely victory scenario required some combination of John Kasich, Ben Carson, Jeb Bush, Chris Christie, Marco Rubio and Ted Cruz staying in the race too long, preventing Trump from having to win a one-on-one race.

That did happen, thanks in part to a series of unhappy accidents. Marco Rubio’s New Hampshire implosion, for instance, may have opened the door for already-conceding John Kasich’s surprise second-place showing in the same state. This kept both candidates in through Super Tuesday, allowing Trump to waltz to victory needing only a plurality of voters.

Trump’s Republican opponents proved perfect foils for his suicide-bomber political style. One by one, they each walked into the trap of engaging him in exchanges of schoolyard insults, causing senators and governors to quickly lose their respectable titles in favor of new monikers like “low-energy Jeb” and “Little Marco” and “Lyin’ Ted.”

Trump’s opponents all looked offended and thrown off-script by his attacks, while Trump came across as the same bleating, thin-skinned nut whether anyone engaged him or not. His opponents never figured out that Trump is incapable of losing such contests of insults, since he lacks the self-awareness to feel it when verbal punches land.

The physical proximity afforded by the endless debates was another factor. When you have to share a stage with a candidate determined to turn every event into a circus, it’s pretty hard to play the “I’m above the fray” card. He devoured camera time even in moderated debates, enhancing the impression that he was the dominant personality.

But all of these advantages were supposed to evaporate in general-election season. Instead of needing a plurality of Republicans, he now needed a plurality (and perhaps a majority) of all voters. Moreover his opposition was no longer a field of 16 nincompoops, but a single historically skilled political infighter who happened also to be one of the most famous and admired women on earth.

Unlike Ted Cruz or Marco Rubio, Hillary Clinton was not going to get into a “mine’s bigger than yours” bro-brawl with Trump on live TV. She was sure to do the smart thing: let Trump hang himself with his own stupidity for as long as possible, and then ultimately turn the election into a referendum on dull competence versus cattle cars, race war and global isolation – an easy choice, the political version of Eddie Izzard’s “cake or death” joke.

This is exactly how it seemed to play out. After the conventions, Trump plunged into new scandals and controversies on a nearly minute-to-minute basis, from a loony battle with the family of a dead war vet to a claim that Obama “founded ISIS” to a bizarre remark about what daughter Ivanka should do if sexually harassed in the workplace by a Roger Ailes type (“find a new career”).

Then, in the face of plummeting poll numbers and mocking headlines, he panicked and emerged from a campaign reorganization tethered to an insane plan to walk all of this damage back by singing homilies to African-American despair in front of all-white crowds.

It should have been fatal. It wasn’t. Whether the CNN poll taken at the end of this incredible sequence of events that shows him in the lead is accurate or not, is irrelevant. The fact that it’s even close is an awesome indictment of us all.

It’s also a testament to Trump’s uncanny inability to fail even when he seems to be trying his hardest to do so. Not even the most exaggerated view of Hillary Clinton’s deficiencies as a candidate explains it. It feels a lot more like Idiocracy coming powerfully to life at exactly the wrong moment.

I still don’t think Trump really has a chance, but we’re sure headed toward a scary ending.

From ‘Citizen Kane’ to ‘Idiocracy,’ here are the movies that predicted the political rise of presidential candidate Donald Trump. Watch here… see link

Zooey wrote:

Steven A. Smith is out of his mind.

If Goff was ready to be the #2, he’d be ready to be the #1.

He’s not ready. When he is, he will leapfrog Mannion straight into starting. That’s how that works. It’s not a ladder.

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Well he’s done a lot of ranting about Fisher over
the last six months. He’s not particularly rational
when the subject involves Fisher.

Its funny, so many media-pundits are acting like the Rams QB situation
is bad — but a lot of hardcore knowledgeable ram fans think the QB
situation is the best its been since the GSOT,
with Keenum, Mannion, Goff.

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