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    zn
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    JackPMiller
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    zn
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    zn
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    from Quora

    A new wine taster

    The wine taster at an old vineyard died. A homeless guy, looking ragged and dirty, came to apply. He persuaded the manager to give him a try.

    The guy was given a glass of wine. He swirled, smelled, sipped, and spit.

    “It’s a red wine, Merlot, three years old, grown on the South Slope and matured in oak barrels.” He said.

    “Impressive,” said the manager.

    The man is given another.

    “Still a red wine, Cabernet, eight years old, from the Northeast slope, stored in steel vats.”

    The manager was amazed.

    He winked at his secretary.

    The secretary understood and brought out a glass of urine.

    The drunkard tasted it and said.

    “It’s a blonde, 27 years old, three months pregnant, and if I don’t get this job, I’ll tell who the father is!”

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    zn
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    zn
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    zn
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    zn
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    #144339
    JackPMiller
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    Zooey
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    From Oct. 2016. Classic.

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    zn
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    zn
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    zn
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    Zooey
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    zn
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    Mine: 2/20/(54)

    Florida Man claiming people were “eating his brains” leads police on insane golf course chase.

    from: https://www.golfdigest.com/story/florida-man-claiming-people-were-eating-his-brains-leads-police-on-insane-golf-course-chase

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    Zooey
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    zn
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    zn
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    zn
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    post from Quora
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    someone has pointed out that Stanley Kubrick had his actors stare into the camera and tilt their heads forward to give the impression that they were utter lunatics on the edge of crazed violence.

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    Trump was presumably trying to project strength and determination, but what he’s actually projecting is the desire to attack the hotel handyman with an axe, or possibly to enjoy a bit of the old ultraviolence all horrorshow, o my droogies.

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    wv
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    https://www.cbsnews.com/miami/news/florida-man-easter-bunny-brawl-furry-fist-fight/

    Florida Man In Easter Bunny Brawl Talks About His Furry Fist Fight

    ORLANDO (CBSMiami) – The man in the bunny suit is speaking out. That’s right, the guy in an Easter Bunny suit caught on viral video punching another man outside an Orlando nightclub Sunday night says he was simply bar hopping with friends when he spotted another man and a woman fighting. He hopped over to help the woman and let his furry fists fly.

    “So I got over there so I could break up the fight and, with me trying to break up the fight, he got on top of her, and hit her, so I had to try a different method basically to break up the fight, which actually worked,” explained Antoine McDonald to WESH 2 News.

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    Zooey
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    I just borrowed that Quora/Kubrick thing without credit since it’s unclear where credit belongs.

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    zn
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    #145059
    zn
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    I just borrowed that Quora/Kubrick thing without credit since it’s unclear where credit belongs.

     

    I think just saying “quora” is enough, otherwise you drag a real name into it. Next time I do something like this, I will just put a first name. Quora material is all public domain. If you don’t want to come off as trying to cop the credit for doing the original, I would just say “found on quora.”

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    zn
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    zn
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    Mat, from Quora

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    Apparently, one of the most popular Google searches is “Why did my Internet connection go out”.
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    zn
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    Zooey
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    zn
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    zn
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    zn
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