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June 4, 2024 at 10:55 am #151112
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November 6, 2024 at 9:32 pm #153103
znModeratorI didn’t write this. I saw it on the net somewhere.
Heaven is where the police are British, the cooks are French, the mechanics German, the lovers Italian and it’s all organised by the Swiss.
Hell is where the chefs are British, the mechanics French, the lover’s Swiss, the police German and it’s all organised by the Italians.
November 16, 2024 at 3:31 pm #153335
znModeratorfrom Quora
…A bartender is new in town in the old west. He’s busy serving drinks when a guy comes bursting thru the swinging doors gasping “Big Earl’s a-comin into town”. Immediately, all the customers drop what they’re doing, run out the door, and scatter down the street out of town. The bartender has no idea what all this means.
But soon, he hears loud foot steps coming towards the saloon. Then the biggest guy he’s ever seen rips the doors off, tosses them aside, bends down a little to get through the doorway. He sees the bartender cowering behind a table, picks him up, and tosses him behind the bar, walks over and says “whiskey”.
Terrified, the bartender gets a glass and a bottle and brings them over. The guy grabs the bottle, slams down a handful of coins so forcefully it cracks the bar, tears the top off the whiskey his teeth, and drinks it all down, and dashes the empty bottle on the floor. The frightened bartender manages to say “can I get you anything else, sir”?
The man says, “nope. Gotta run. Big Earl’s comin.”
November 20, 2024 at 4:14 pm #153425
wvParticipantJust some insight into the RFK Jr. campaign, from an insider.
November 21, 2024 at 12:23 pm #153441
znModeratorAn old but great one.
December 6, 2024 at 6:27 pm #153703
wvParticipantDecember 27, 2024 at 10:11 am #154234
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ZooeyModeratorDonny's Automart! 😅😅😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🗯🗯🗯🗯🗯🗯🗯💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥 pic.twitter.com/mYnHYOQ7P8
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March 26, 2025 at 6:09 pm #155678
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ChatGPT then told me that I couldn’t get more than 3 images in one day unless I upgrade to the Pro version.
June 8, 2025 at 6:44 pm #156759
znModeratorI’ve probably posted this before.
It’s my favorite “Far Side.”
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znModeratorJuly 6, 2025 at 2:53 am #156976
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July 6, 2025 at 11:28 pm #156984
nittany ramModeratorCorrelation does not imply causation…
August 28, 2025 at 4:54 pm #157713
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September 3, 2025 at 8:40 am #157776
znModeratorWith Christmas only a short time away, toymakers are working hard to commemorate the Battle of DC pic.twitter.com/eM9exAsfCD
— Brown Eyed Susan (@smc429) September 2, 2025
September 6, 2025 at 7:58 pm #157826
znModeratorMAGAS NOW COMPLAIN pic.twitter.com/81J5rHcyRW
— Fernando Oliver, Esq. (@Fernand46357857) September 6, 2025
October 29, 2025 at 5:39 pm #158982
znModeratorOn May 4, 1982, a month after forces from Argentina invaded the British overseas dominion of the Falkland Islands and two days after a British task force traversed nearly 8,000 miles to join the fight, an Argentine Exocet missile slammed into the destroyer as it patrolled off Port Stanley in the South Atlantic.
According to the warship’s board of inquiry report released in 2012, “the missile’s impact left a 15 feet by 4 feet hole in the ship’s side and caused widespread minor shock damage.” Fire spread almost immediately throughout the lower decks of the ship.
“My boots were actually melting because the superstructure was getting that hot,” John Miller, a Royal Navy weapons engineer, recalled in an interview with the York Press. “We couldn’t put the fire out. All we could do was close the steel bulkheads down and contain it.”
Of the 300 sailors that manned the 4,100-tonne destroyer, 20 were killed and 26 wounded.
“After some 4 hours firefighting the situation was deteriorating,” the report continued. “Internally the ship was burning fiercely. … Sheffield’s fighting capability was totally and probably irremediably destroyed.”
It was then, while watching their ship burn, that Sub-Lieutenant Clive Carrington-Wood struck up a tune, bringing the sardonic British sense of humor into full display as he and his fellow sailors sang “Always Look on the Bright Side of Life” — a classic from Monty Python’s “Life of Brian.”
The news of Carrington-Wood’s cheekiness reached the British press and injected some pride back into the British spirit in the aftermath of the attack.
Three weeks later, as the HMS Coventry sank after coming under waves of attacks from Argentine Douglas A-4 Skyhawks, the survivors took a leaf out of Carrington-Wood’s book and hummed, sang and whistled the track as they sat precariously perched in life rafts.
A little more than a month later, British forces prevailed to force Argentina’s surrender, giving new meaning to the notion that “when you’re chewing on life’s gristle, don’t grumble, give a whistle, and this’ll help things turn out for the best.”
November 10, 2025 at 11:17 am #159223
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November 23, 2025 at 2:33 pm #159547
wvParticipantJust about all this kid’s stuff is good. He has a good vid on Luigi, for example.
Josh Johnson.
November 27, 2025 at 9:55 pm #159735
ZooeyModeratorI watched that entire thing, and not one damn word about Luigi.
I like Josh Johnson though. He’s good.
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