“You want the government to pay for everyone’s healthcare”

Liberals Say Sanders’s Acceptance Of Rogan Endorsement Sends Dangerous Message He Trying To Win Election https://t.co/QqDVl0SoWj pic.twitter.com/r8GrXBHvN9

— The Onion (@TheOnion) January 24, 2020

He's literally leading with women voters. You guys aren't even trying anymore. https://t.co/1ZFXRJplNA

— Secular Talk (@KyleKulinski) January 26, 2020

The notion that a socialist candidate who has been through two major presidential campaigns against the wind of a hostile media and political class “hasn’t faced any scrutiny” is really the desperate whine of a DC blob about the fact that nothing they’ve tried has worked https://t.co/ArcnMFtZRm

— David Sessions (@davidsess) January 27, 2020

Sanders Unveils Job-Training Program To Provide Meaningful Work To Low-Skilled Op-Ed Writers https://t.co/2080T9yB4M pic.twitter.com/HMDMbmOAuX

— The Onion (@TheOnion) January 29, 2020

DNC Mulls Asking Donald Trump To Run As Democrat In Effort To Stop Sanders

https://politics.theonion.com/dnc-mulls-asking-donald-trump-to-run-as-democrat-in-eff-1841432132?utm_source=Facebook&utm_content=Main&utm_campaign=SF&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&fbclid=IwAR0gAeKrfgAQ4Y1DPfgUvMgioYHfMmvXoiIlBZoM9yPt86d69Ow-T3OCW-Y

WASHINGTON—As the beginning of primary season upped the stakes in their search for an alternative candidate, Democratic National Committee officials reportedly mulled Monday asking Donald Trump to run for president as a Democrat in an effort to stop Bernie Sanders. “He’s obviously not our first choice, but Trump has a track record of winning elections, not to mention he does well with the conservative voters we’ll need to swing some red states blue—if that’s who we need to ask to ensure Bernie doesn’t win, we’ll do it,” said DNC chairman Tom Perez, who had circled Trump’s name on a white board lising dozens of potential candidates the party could try to convince to jump into the Democratic Party primaries in order to obstruct a Sanders nomination. “This late in the game, we need somebody with name recognition and a built-in following, which Trump definitely has. He has political experience working with Republicans, which will help him win over moderate voters who are turned off by the idea of a socialist president. Plus, he’ll have the backing of the Democratic donor base, who generally prefer him to Sanders. Look, sometimes politics makes strange bedfellows, but I think I speak for party leadership when I say that we’d much rather see Donald Trump than Bernie Sanders as the Democratic nominee.” At press time, Perez was in negotiations to ensure Trump was on every Democratic primary ballot for Super Tuesday and changing the requirements to allow Trump to qualify for the next Democratic debate.

This is actually incredible. On MSNBC, An undecided voter ended up going with Bernie BECAUSE she was sick and tired of MSNBC trying to tear down Sanders. pic.twitter.com/yRLaOA7B5v

— Mando (@MitchellCares) February 11, 2020

Manda Rose*NerdGirl* Rose@Mrs_Slinky
Can you imagine getting your feelings hurt by being called a fucking centrist, but thinking poor people don’t deserve healthcare or living wages.

I guess being poor gave me some pretty thick skin, cause woooo boy

Rose mousdrvr@mousdrvr
Stop callings us centrists it’s an insult!

Ok, how about “moderate”?

No that implies we’re not progressive!

But ..

Shut up! You’re just too far left!

Raaight, so that would make you …..

Shut up!

CEOs for Bernie Man@LiberalCEO
Why is this the only primary I’ve lived through where nobody drops out after they lose 3 states in a row?