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March 17, 2015 at 12:28 pm #20783
— X —ParticipantI dare you to read it.
And no cheating.http://longestjokeintheworld.com/
You have to be odd, to be number one.
-- Dr SeussMarch 18, 2015 at 3:15 pm #20864
wvParticipantI cheated and skipped down
immediately.
Just so you know.
I fit into the
“skipped down and cheated
immediately” category.w
vMarch 19, 2015 at 12:29 am #20980
ZooeyModeratorI read it all in one sitting, although I did skip ahead once to see how much more I had to go, and I considered bailing on it. But I didn’t read the end, and I didn’t skip.
My wife came upon it (I left it on the screen), and I thought for sure she would skip to the end because she’s not a finisher in many respects. But she read it all the way through, too. I was in the room, sort of spying on her.
March 19, 2015 at 1:24 am #20982
— X —ParticipantSomeone turned me onto it too, and I did the scroll thing to see how much time I was gonna have to dedicate to it. Being that it was in such narrow margins, it looked like an insurmountable task. lol. It kept me intrigued once I started though, so I hung in there til the “end.”
You suck, wv. Attention span of a moth.
The shame you must feel…You have to be odd, to be number one.
-- Dr SeussMarch 19, 2015 at 7:55 am #20992
wvParticipantYou suck, wv. Attention span of a moth.
The shame you must feel…“Be a Moth, Enter the Flame!”
RumiMarch 19, 2015 at 12:56 pm #21011
ZooeyModeratorthe lesson of the moth
i was talking to a moth
the other evening
he was trying to break into
an electric light bulb
and fry himself on the wireswhy do you fellows
pull this stunt i asked him
because it is the conventional
thing for moths or why
if that had been an uncovered
candle instead of an electric
light bulb you would
now be a small unsightly cinder
have you no senseplenty of it he answered
but at times we get tired
of using it
we get bored with the routine
and crave beauty
and excitement
fire is beautiful
and we know that if we get
too close it will kill us
but what does that matter
it is better to be happy
for a moment
and be burned up with beauty
than to live a long time
and be bored all the while
so we wad all our life up
into one little roll
and then we shoot the roll
that is what life is for
it is better to be a part of beauty
for one instant and then cease to
exist than to exist forever
and never be a part of beauty
our attitude toward life
is come easy go easy
we are like human beings
used to be before they became
too civilized to enjoy themselvesand before i could argue him
out of his philosophy
he went and immolated himself
on a patent cigar lighter
i do not agree with him
myself i would rather have
half the happiness and twice
the longevitybut at the same time i wish
there was something i wanted
as badly as he wanted to fry himself~ Don Marquis, Archy & Mehitabel
March 19, 2015 at 1:10 pm #21012
— X —ParticipantMan < Moth
Because he sacrifices his health in order to make money.
Then he sacrifices money to recuperate his health.
And then he is so anxious about the future that he does not enjoy the present;
the result being that he does not live in the present or the future;
he lives as if he is never going to die, and then dies having never really lived.– The 14th Dalai Lama
You have to be odd, to be number one.
-- Dr SeussMarch 19, 2015 at 1:52 pm #21020
wvParticipant==========
Luna Moth….…I’d read the facts—the one week lifespan,
The way, because they do not eat,The adults have no need of a mouth – by the time
I found the third, late last night,High on the wall of my kitchen.
I’d had too much to drink. I spoke to itAs if it were my own Buddhist teacher
Here to teach me nonattachment,The illusions of hunger, sex, rampant need.
I sat with it until the sun rose, toastingIts quick beauty, then the restfulness I found
In its body and then those bright-eyed,Translucent green wings that seemed
To breathe more and more slowly before goingMotionless. When I lifted it in my hand
I knew just how little the space wasBetween myself and nothingness.
Robert Cording
==============14th-Daili-Mothy-Ram
March 20, 2015 at 6:26 am #21105
nittany ramModeratorMothra oh Mothra
If we were to call for help
Over time, over sea, like a wave
You’d come
Our guardian angel
Mothra oh Mothra
If we were to call for help
Over time, over sea, like a wave
You’d come
Our guardian angel
Mothra oh Mothra
If we were to call for help
Over time, over sea, like a wave
You’d come
Our guardian angel
Mothra oh Mothra
Of forgotten kindness and ruined spirits
We pray for the people’s spirit as we sing
This song of love
Mothra oh Mothra
If we were to call for help
Over time, over sea, like a wave
You’d come
Our guardian angel
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