the one-shot tweets thread (diff'rent stuff, funny angry interesting)

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When somebody goes for a 3rd plate at the cookout and they didn’t bring anything

pic.twitter.com/UxXRi1Ht6R

— Jemele Hill (@jemelehill) July 4, 2019

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Unreal 🤯

(via @Wade_Bright18) pic.twitter.com/0ZfgLvldxI

— Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) July 5, 2019

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Dearest Martha,
Please ensure to pack our socks. We shant ride in the flying carriage whilst having our feet exposed.
George#RevolutionaryWarAirportStories pic.twitter.com/yksgtGK5A1

— ᑕᕼᑌᑎK (@chunkled) July 5, 2019

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An image being used by #MAGA supporters, stating it was the crowd gathered outside of the National Mall for President Trump's July 4th celebration, is from the "March for Our Lives" rally held in March 2018.

Notice people wearing winter clothing – Not something you see in July. pic.twitter.com/sfRVjsW4YC

— Travis Akers (@travisakers) July 5, 2019

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YOOOO, this cockatoo is deadass tearing down anti-bird spikes 😂😂😂

he said fuck the police pic.twitter.com/xLQHC2zLDh

— keat (@keatxngrant) July 5, 2019

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I'm all here for drunk Alex Morgan#USWMNT pic.twitter.com/NZ3QrRv37N

— Alex Morgan Brian 🍵 (@AcheleBaby) July 7, 2019

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Meet the Press@MeetThePress
There is literally no Democrat who … is Joe Biden’s age, who was active in the ’70s and ’80s, who would not have these problems. Bill Clinton … talked about William Fulbright being his mentor,” @jonahNRO says about the pushback on Biden working w/ segregationists #MTP

John Nichols@NicholsUprising
If I’m not mistaken, @BernieSanders, who I believe is a contender for the Democratic presidential nomination, was active in the 1960s, the 1970s and the 1980s, serving as the mayor of his state’s largest city, seeking state and federal office, and does not have these problems.

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An elephant who thinks the river drowned this man rushes to help.

Do we really deserve them?pic.twitter.com/g2zkQvGPvC

— Aimée Lyn, INHC & CPBN ✨ 🌱🧚🏻‍♀️🌱 (@Veg_Ezy_) July 9, 2019

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Missouri man arrested after enormous fart gives away his location to police https://t.co/IwC3qlqOFJ pic.twitter.com/9SZiLlTZCN

— The Comeback (@thecomeback) July 10, 2019

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These white teens wore masks so they wouldn't get caught committing a hate crime.

Little did they know: When they snuck on campus to paint swastikas and slurs, their phones auto-connected to the school’s WiFi. Under their individual usernames.https://t.co/Vs9uwXyrzW pic.twitter.com/WM6cU1b29Y

— Jessica Contrera (@mjcontrera) July 9, 2019

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Watch a Coastie give zero f*cks as he leaps aboard a moving narco sub and pounds on the hatchhttps://t.co/bfnR31uBcE pic.twitter.com/ESggJOQUWg

— Task & Purpose (@TaskandPurpose) July 11, 2019

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Coast Guardsman jumps onto narco-submarine loaded with drugs in Pacific Ocean I ABC7

“So…how’d it go at work today, honey? Anything interesting?”

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#Israel's slide into ethno-fascism will eventually result in direct attacks on every person in Israel who doesn't fit a biblical definition of "Jewishness." It has already begun. #LGBT https://t.co/8qBHgEmrSh

— NeoTrotsky For The 21st Century (@LTrotsky21) July 13, 2019

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Wait for it…🍦😂😂 pic.twitter.com/oNfpJDIfAv

— Rex Chapman🏇🏼 (@RexChapman) July 14, 2019

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The President of the United States just told brown-skinned members of Congress who were born in this country to go back home to where they came from. This should be the only news story of the day and in a better country, it would be.

— Tom Nichols (@RadioFreeTom) July 14, 2019

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I know some of y’all are appalled but literally every Black or Brown person in public life has been told “go back to Africa” at one point or another.

Racism ain’t new, it just doesn’t wear a hood anymore

— Bakari Sellers (@Bakari_Sellers) July 14, 2019

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Is this France's version of the 'Green Goblin?' 👀

Inventor Franky Zapata soared above the Champs-Elysees on a flyboard as part of the Bastille Day parade in a demonstration of military technology.

Latest world news: https://t.co/ykoGZGdRPI pic.twitter.com/CWgGRvgi0e

— Sky News (@SkyNews) July 14, 2019

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Full Moon tonight.

Little Known Fact:: Tides raised on Earth by the Moon alone are roughly the same size no matter the phase. But at new & full Moon, solar tides add to lunar tides, which is what makes them larger. pic.twitter.com/n6NPgWcEIX

— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) July 17, 2019

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NEW: First to @NBCNews: @SenSchumer is asking the FBI and FTC to conduct a federal national security & privacy investigation into the Russia-based company, Face-App, which is producing all of those aged photos of your friends you’re seeing on social media.

Full letter is here: pic.twitter.com/9Q72yrj92c

— Frank Thorp V (@frankthorp) July 17, 2019

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Men on the internet: women owe men sex and affection. Women who reject men deserve to be punished.
Also men on the internet: sluts deserve to die.
Also men on the internet: women who have sex don't deserve reproductive agency.
Also men on the internet: why don't women like me?

— Laurie Penny (@PennyRed) July 16, 2019

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This week , Trump forced many scientists to quit the USDA so his corportist pals could more easily sell infected food.
Now we know he buried a climate study meant to help farmers, because it mentioned climate change.

— Dr. Robert Fortuna (@psychdr100) July 19, 2019

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‘You don’t think that having 10,000 officers in a violent, racist group sharing rape memes of members of Congress points to any concern of a dehumanized culture?’ — @AOC pressed DHS Sec. Kevin McAleenan after he denied a dehumanized culture within Border Patrol pic.twitter.com/MiuHgvCWJM

— NowThis (@nowthisnews) July 18, 2019

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I stand in very deep moral and political solidarity with these four sisters — not because I agree with every word — but because they're looking at the world through the lens of the poor. https://t.co/VPvfzxToxF#FoxNews #TheSquad

— Cornel West (@CornelWest) July 18, 2019

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I don’t even know what’s right anymore. pic.twitter.com/Kxlu3zIz8t

— jamie (@gnuman1979) July 19, 2019

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Dogs, bruh…💪🐶😍☀️🎾💦 pic.twitter.com/JIX5o6iplS

— Rex Chapman🏇🏼 (@RexChapman) July 20, 2019

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Germans know fascism when they see it.
Today the nation's top magazine, Stern, declares @POTUS @realDonaldTrump a Nazi.
Yesterday Chancellor Angela Merkel came to the defense of US Congress "Squad."https://t.co/JtAvSpZeDN pic.twitter.com/fD7VULGxxY

— Laurie Garrett (@Laurie_Garrett) July 20, 2019

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Robert Mueller is expected to air "very substantial evidence" that President Trump broke the law https://t.co/jplA8AG7uq

— TIME (@TIME) July 22, 2019

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Cesar Sayoc, the fanatical Trump fan who mailed package bombs to the president’s political opponents, thought of the now-president as a “surrogate father” and came to believe in an “alternative reality” fueled by Trump’s attacks on political opponentshttps://t.co/aa4NfWtWOF

— Alexandra Halaby (@iskandrah) July 23, 2019

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Police officer Philip Brailsford executed Daniel Shaver as he crawled towards him on his hands & knees, begging for his life. He was tried & acquitted of murder. Now, news that he will get a disability pension because he says he has PTSD from the incident. https://t.co/kgpAsidpo9

— Rebecca J. Kavanagh (@DrRJKavanagh) July 23, 2019

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Meet Nancy Goodman.

She called two Black women at an upscale restaurant in Raleigh “stupid niggers.”

It was filmed.

When the media came to her house she said she wasn’t sorry and would say it again because it’s true.

America. 2019. https://t.co/74rzZHlfvK

— Shaun King (@shaunking) July 25, 2019

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