Classic Movie Dilemmas Fixed by Socialism

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  • October 8, 2019 at 8:21 pm #106424
    Zooey
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    CLASSIC MOVIE DILEMMAS FIXED BY SOCIALISM
    by AMANDA ReCUPIDO

    The Treasure of the Sierra Madre: Everybody has a living wage so they don’t feel the need to betray and rob each other. Nobody dies.

    Alien: People are comfortable listening to women in authority and the creature never comes on board the ship. Nobody dies.

    Witness for the Prosecution: The jury doesn’t buy into the notion that a criminal charge will ruin an otherwise good man’s life, because it’s clear he totally did it. Nobody dies.

    The Deer Hunter: All veterans are provided adequate mental health care. Nobody dies.

    West Side Story: Immigration is viewed as a boost to the economy and overall culture. Everybody dances but nobody dies.

    Animal House: Nobody graduates with student loan debt. This is so shocking to Boone that he almost has a heart attack and dies.

    Charlie and the Chocolate Factory: There’s ample affordable housing for seniors so Charlie’s grandparents don’t have to share a single bed. Those privileged, capitalist children still meet their factory fates, as they had it coming.

    October 9, 2019 at 9:30 am #106436
    wv
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    Ok, now do Titanic.

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    October 9, 2019 at 8:29 pm #106481
    Zooey
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    Um.

    They don’t lock people in steerage, and there are a sufficient number of lifeboats.

    Wow! That was not hard.

    October 9, 2019 at 8:53 pm #106483
    zn
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    Zooey wrote:

    Um.

    They don’t lock people in steerage, and there are a sufficient number of lifeboats.

    Wow! That was not hard.

    The Titanic is just another big ship, not “superior” cause who needs that, and so without a superiority complex. As a result, their humble crew listens when another ship reports icebergs.

    This whole topic brings to mind a famous meme.

    So here it is again.

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