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ZooeyModeratorAnyway, back to your “cat fetish” analogies. Not all #1 receivers are cheetahs. There’s lions, and tigers, and honey badgers.
I didn’t SAY all #1 receivers are cheetahs. Hah! I’ve run circles around you logically.
And tigers aren’t cats. They are classified as Wingless Demons.
Austin Pettis was a tapir.
ZooeyModeratorPuka is not a cheetah. He doesn’t have that upper end speed.
He’s more like a lion. Plenty fast enough, and more powerful.
Puka Nacua is a lion. You’re welcome.
October 2, 2025 at 10:11 am in reply to: a late start…time for the thread on Trump atrocities, or “Trumpocities” #158437
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ZooeyModeratorAdd Career Terminator to Puka’s byline:

ZooeyModeratorRams vs. 49ers: It’s in our DNA | Game Trailer
https://www.therams.com/video/rams-49ers-its-in-our-dna-2025-game-trailer-week-5-sofi-stadium
ZooeyModeratorI dont remember the last time the Rams were favored by that much against SF.
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AI OverviewIn 1950, after dominant wins over the Colts and Lions, the Los Angeles Rams were favored to beat the San Francisco 49ers by 20 points, but the 49ers ultimately only lost by a touchdown
I remember that game. I was in Las Vegas that weekend at the Motel Merde. I had won a free night there at a Spelling Bee contest when I successfully spelled “ratatouille.”
I was too young to enter a casino, but the motel was next to a Phillips 66 station. They had a 12″ black-and-white console set on a stack of tires, and I watched the whole thing. I think Pat Summerall was in his early 60s at the time he called the game.
ZooeyModeratorI sorta wish Purdy was going to play. Mac Jones is having a much better season.
I was thinking that, too. It could be that a Purdy on a bad toe is worse than a healthy Jones.
But it shouldn’t matter either way. The Rams are at home against a 49er team that is missing a lot of top line players. Frankly, if Purdy was completely healthy, the Rams should be able to handle them without all those other guys anyway. Hell, they should handle them if all those guys were playing. Fuck the 9ers, ya know?
ZooeyModeratorNick Wagoner@nwagoner
#49ers ruled out QB Brock Purdy (toe), WR Ricky Pearsall (knee) and WR Jauan Jennings (ribs, ankle) for Thursday night against the Rams.To say nothing of Aiyuk, Bosa, and Kittle. And the OL is not playing well. They gave up 14 pressures to JAX on Sunday, with Trent Williams allowing 4 of those.
This game has moved from Very Important to Must Win, imo.
The Rams cannot lose this game, and I don’t think there is much chance that they will.
ZooeyModeratorKevin Gallagher@KevG163
September 30, 1984THE MOST UNUSUAL GAME IN #NFL HISTORY
#Giants at #Rams in Anaheim
OPENING KICKOFF: Rams returner A.J. Jones inexplicably chooses to not field the kick, which is a live ball. The #NYGiants’ Phil McConkey recovers in the end zone for a 6-0 lead, nine seconds into the game (the extra point is missed).
GOALPOST MYSTERIOUSLY FALLS DOWN:
Late in the first half, following a Rams field goal, the goalpost in the north end zone of Anaheim Stadium falls over on its side. There is very little wind, it simply falls. Play resumes after an eight-minute delay.FIRST TEAM IN NFL HISTORY TO RECORD THREE SAFETIES IN A GAME:
During the third quarter, the Rams block two Giants punts in the end zone — each for a safety — and sack Phil Simms in the end zone for another. It is the only time this has happened in a game — the Rams do it in a single quarter.#RamsHouse.rookie Henry Ellard also has a sweet 83-yard punt return touchdown — the longest of his career.
Rams 33, Giants 12
Thanks for that. The memory of that game had sunk down below consciousness, and it pleases me to have that memory resurface. The goalpost falling over was one of the damnedest things I’ve seen happen.
ZooeyModeratorHopefully the 49ers can get Kittle back for week 6
— San Francisco 49ers (@sf49ers.bsky.social) 2025-09-30T20:45:28.970Z
ZooeyModeratorMac Jones full participation in practice today (Tues).
Borck Prudy DNP.
ZooeyModeratorOne QB to bind them all.
One qb to bind them all
One qb to align them
One qb to find them all
And never throw behind themI think that if Puka surpasses Julio Jones, this gets talked about nationally, and would probably create consensus among the blabbers that Stafford is 1st ballot.
ZooeyModeratorI was thinking about the Hall of Fame the other day. A lot of people seem to think Stafford is ‘borderline’ or that he needs to accomplish a little more, etc. …
I hope Puka wins a triple crown. Mainly because i think it would get people to think about the common denominator: Stafford.
Top 10 single-season receiving yards:

Number 1 and Number 2 have something in common.
Puka is on a record-setting pace.
One QB to bind them all.
ZooeyModeratorMy favorite 49er will always be Jaquiski Tartt.
Heard, Chef.
SF radio said last night that Purdy aggravated his toe, and may not play. Jennings and Pearsall banged up. No Kittle. No Bosa. No excuses.
Flay them.
ZooeyModeratorSami ON Tap@SamiOnTap
The Top TWO teams in overall PFF Grading through 4 weeks:1. Los Angeles Rams – 89.5
2. Seattle Seahawks – 86.3Hmm. Would not have guessed that.
Doesn’t seem to me that they have played a complete game yet.
I’m not surprised that they are in the top 10, but #1?
Hmm.
ZooeyModeratorKyren was also an effective blocker on Sunday. As always. It doesn’t make highlights or show up in his stats, but he does that well.
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ZooeyModeratorI dont think you can just allude to a famous and original Bernie Casey joke and then NOT tell the joke. What could possibly be funny about Bernie Casey?
Bear in mind I had just turned 8.
The pun setup had Bernie looking for his traveling case after a game. And Roman Gabriel pointed to it in the locker room, and said, “Bernie, there’s your case, see?”
Casey. Get it?
I got a balloon for it, and was enormously happy about that. Years later, I figured that they must just not have received many entries, because…you know. It’s pretty lame.
ZooeyModeratorL.A. will have one true practice this week — tomorrow.
Are they doing a false practice on Wednesday?
ZooeyModeratorThey’re going to trade for Joe Burrow. The Rams will become famous for saving great QBs from terrible franchises and turning them into HoFers.
ZooeyModeratorAs some of you might remember, i started watching the rams near the end of the 1968 season. I was eleven years old. The only players i knew were Deacon, Merlin and Roman.
But the first full season i followed them was 1969. We didnt have ESPN or cable networks or internet. (We traveled by Woolly Mammoth in WV back then)
The first game in 1969 was against John Unitas and the Baltimore Colts. (who were coming off a Super Bowl loss to Namath).I could only follow the Rams by watching a non-ram network game, and watching for the game reports and halftime and postgame shows.
But i remember following the score of that first game. Random snippets and reports on the game would pop up on the screen of the Steeler game I had to watch. Baltimore was favored by six.
I still remember the final score. I smile just thinking about it. Rams 27. Colts 20.
Unitas had 3 INTs. Billy Truax had a TD. Roman had 3 TDs no picks.Anyway, the Indy Colts belong in Baltimore. And the football gods know this. And that is why the gods flicked the ball out of that idiot reciever’s hands at the goal line. And that is why Johnathan Taylor ran a long way for nothing.
Bring on the 49ers. Who stayed in SF where they belong.
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vI don’t remember exactly when I started following the Rams. It was 67 or 68. I recall attending the 20-20 tie with the 9ers at Kezar Stadium in 1968, and I know I was a Rams fan before we went to that game. And so I already knew of Jack Snow, too. I must have known about Bernie Casey because KFI in LA had a “Groaner” contest in which participants submitted bad sports puns, and the daily winner got a prize. I made a truly embarrassing joke using Bernie Casey’s name…and won. They sent me a balloon shaped like a clown that came with clip-on cardboard clown feet. I was already famous at the age of 8.
Yesterday, I accidentally referred to the Colts as “Baltimore,” and my son was very confused. I had to explain why I made the error.
It is good to be lucky once in a while. My son made the comment that the fumble was the kind of play you find yourself desperately hoping for in those big games when the Rams are down late. Too good to be true.
It was a win, and I’ll take it. I don’t know why I’m slightly dissatisfied. Maybe I’m just expecting the Rams to average 7 sacks a game, or something. I want to see a statement game. Seems like they should have rolled over one or both of the Oilers teams more definitively. Yesterday was a good win, but I don’t know what the Colts are. How am I supposed to take them seriously. Even though their rankings were good, they hadn’t played anybody good. And I don’t know how good Daniel Jones is. Maybe he’s a Baker Mayfield/Sam Darnold guy who just needed to be on a decent team.
I think we got a glimpse of the Rams against Philly, and I think we’ll learn something when they play the 9ers. I just don’t have a good feel for the AFC teams, so I don’t know what to make of those games.
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Kittle returns Week 6.
ZooeyModeratorBillionaires have been building little deep-ocean submarines that they carry on their yachts.
I would be surprised if those yachts don’t also have full-equipped “hospitals,” and hydroponic gardens. Just like their bunkers.
They are prepared for the collapse and the mayhem that follows, whatever the precipitating event happens to be.
ZooeyModeratorThe future is bleak but the resistance is coming from some blue state governors. Apparently the national democratic party establishment doesn’t control those guys.
I see only Gavin Newsom. And I see him mostly just defending the interests of the Democrat Party.
He has done some meaningful things, however. The alliance with Oregon and Washington to form the West Coast Health Alliance to protect people from Trump’s destruction of the CDC is important and valuable. He has also sued the feds (and won – at least for now) over its illegal use of the military as a police force. There are other examples.
He is not fighting the overall system, though. He’s still a shitlib. He backed off trans rights, and he intervened to kill a bill for universal health care within California that would have passed in the state government without his personal opposition to it. I think of him as an old school Democrat. Massively better than what we have now, but I dunno if he will ever take on Thiel and his psychopathic band of delusional sociopaths, or even do anything that alters our society’s trajectory.
ZooeyModerator2025 NFL Week 4 Buzz: 49ers Nick Bosa Needs Season-Ending SurgeryUpdated Sep. 22, 2025 2:49 p.m. ET
Who’s starting, who’s hurt, and who’s on the move?
NFL news is nonstop, and we’re breaking it all down week by week this season.
Here’s the latest on what’s happening around the league entering Week 4:
49ers Nick Bosa tears ACL
San Francisco 49ers defensive lineman Nick Bosa tore his ACL on Sunday against the Cardinals, and, per ESPN, requires season-ending surgery to repair it.Bosa, a five-time Pro Bowler, had already racked up 17 combined tackles in three games with the Niners in 2025. While the report is that the tear is clean, it still requires surgery to repair.
The 27-year-old lineman injured his knee before the end of the first quarter, when a pair of Cardinals – Kelvin Beachum and Evan Brown – stopped Bosa adn knocked him to the ground. He fell with his knee at an awkward angle, and did not return to the game.
Cardinals RB Conner suffers ankle injury
Arizona Cardinals’ running back James Conner is reportedly out for the year with a season-ending ankle injury, per ESPN.Conner’s leg buckled underneath him as he was tackled on a short run and members of the Cardinals’ training staff immediately ran onto the field.
Several Arizona players came off the bench as both teams gathered around Conner as he was being treated. He was then taken off the field on a cart and was immediately ruled out for the rest of the game.
Coach Jonathan Gannon had no update on the extent of the injury following the loss, but his teammates were very concerned.
ZooeyModeratorPart of the reason for the Rams’ struggles was the pass protection, which was lacking throughout the contest. In fact, Pro Football Focus even gave Rams offensive linemen Justin Dedich (35 pass-blocking snaps) and Beaux Limmer (five pass-blocking snaps) their worst possible grade, a 0.0.
Not surprised. There is a notable dropoff after Avila and Dotson. Fortunately, neither of their injuries are serious long term. On paper, anyway.
The Rams probably win yesterday if both those guys were healthy.
ZooeyModeratorOne of my reactions to the Eagles game is to think about the fact that the Falcons lost again.
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ZooeyModeratorI’m more concerned about Stafford than the loss. He didn’t look right even before the hit, and while limping a bit after that hit, he also grabbed his lower back with both hands. But a few of his passes were wildly off before that play.
That was a game the Rams let get away from them. They had it. And then they salvaged it after they blew the lead, but Karty got blocked. Again. I don’t think I’ve ever seen that happen back-to-back in my life.
I didn’t love the officiating in this game. There were 5 or 6 calls (or non-calls) that I thought they missed, but I hate talking about officiating.
Oh well. Bring on the Colts.
ZooeyModeratorSigh. I basically agree with Russell Dobular here. (from ‘Due Dissedence’ part of the ‘dirtbag left’) I set it to play at the 1:07 mark where he makes a little speech. Such a dark view, but i share it, fwiw.
Yeah, I share that view, too. I don’t know why that view isn’t more widespread. There have been plenty of articles on this. The techno-feudalists say this stuff out loud. Their intentions are clearly documented from multiple sources, from multiple points in time. They even say it on camera. And, as was pointed out, they control everything already. At this point, I’m not sure what they’re waiting for. They see most of us as a threat to their survival, and their need for our labor, as he said, is diminished significantly. And the left is not organized, and never will be. It requires leadership, and leaders don’t survive. They capitulate, or they die. Not much of a choice.
Meanwhile, they have everybody at each other’s throats over a dozen trans athletes.
There is zero chance of avoiding the dystopia they have carefully prepared for, and I don’t know what they’re waiting for at this point. AI to develop a bit more? Some civil disturbances? Maybe they’re fine hiding behind the facade of democracy until that ultimately gives way. I dunno. But the future is bleak.
ZooeyModeratorBut in my mind, if we used time travel and had Nacua drafted in 2003 by the Cards, then I think he would have put up comparable numbers.
Just SAY you’re a Cardinals fan and you’re jealous that the Rams got Puka, and be done with it. You will sleep with an easier conscience. (I won’t say “easy” conscience, because I know you’ve got other stuff in there. Like the fact that you’re glad that the Cardinals eventually got Warner).
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