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  • in reply to: Books #164785
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    Oh, great. I was going to read it, but what’s the point now? It’s obviously just a work of fiction.

    Corpses in the river. Floating corpses. Corpses in the jungle. Flies on all of them.

    There you go. Now you know the whole plot.

    …i recently read Frankenstein. The 1818 version. Did you know, there is zero explanation of exactly HOW the Doctor brought the ‘monster’ to life? I just assumed that all those machines and electrical currents and lightning etc, that are part of the movies — came from the book. But no. There is zero info in the story about how it was done.

    Also, there are truly idiotic parts of the book. Like, at one point the monster essentially tells Frankenstein he’s gonna kill everyone Frankenstein loves, unless the Doctor makes him a bride. The doc eventually decides he aint doin it. One is too many monsters.
    So then, comes the stupid part — the monster kills the people Frankenstein loves. And the good Doctor ACTS ALL SURPRISED. And Sad.

    Well…duh.

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    Hence all the “Bride of Frankenstein” movies.

    It’s been a long time since I read that book, probably over 40 years, but I liked it a lot at the time, and was just amazed it was written by a woman.

    I MEAN 19-YEAR OLD! 19-YEAR OLD! That’s what I MEANT, SWEARTOGOD!!!

    in reply to: Rams tweets etc. …. 7/7 – 7/10 #164784
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    I woulda got Francis St. Paul, Milton Wynn, and Stedman Bailey, though.

    You would not have gotten Dwight Scales, either.

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    Yeah, because he never played for the Rams, mister. He played for the Chargers or Falcons, or one of those other teams in Arkansas.

    in reply to: Rams tweets etc. …. 7/7 – 7/10 #164779
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    5. Case Keenum-Kenny Britt, 2015–16 (0.742 EPA/play): The only duo in the top 15 without a single turnover-worthy play — zero across 84 targets. Keenum and Britt both graded positively on 41.7% of their targets, producing 11.3 yards per target from one of the era’s least-heralded passing games.

    I completely forgot Kenny Britt. If you had handed me a sheet of paper, and gave me 3 days to write down all the names of every Rams WR in history I could think of, I would not have included Kenny Britt on my list.

    I woulda got Francis St. Paul, Milton Wynn, and Stedman Bailey, though.

    in reply to: Books #164778
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    He’s a ghost. It’s a new trend in ghost stories, where we see the world from the ghost’s perspective, and in the process ghosts become an entirely different kind of metaphor.

    I know he’s a ghost. I did not want to give it away.

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    Oh, great. I was going to read it, but what’s the point now? It’s obviously just a work of fiction.

    in reply to: the newest political tweets thread (3/26) #164759
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    in reply to: comics, jokes, one-shot memes, funny tweets, etc. #164758
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    Key and Peele did some quality work, and that is some of it

    in reply to: OL thread (May thru July) #164757
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    I’m wondering if this is still the “new OL thread.”

    It started in early May, so the thread is pretty old by BOARD standards.

    Not so old if judged by off-season standards. But still not NEW, imo.

    This is just keeping me awake a bit at night. Not a lot. Just a bit.

    I just wonder if we should take a poll on the board on this issue, just to keep the democracy thriving. I’m not advocating for “Ye Olde Offensif Lyne” thread, just to be clear.

    But there’s not a lot around here to start a “Goode Olde-Fashioned Boarde War,” so maybe we should give it a chance.

    In the mean time, it looks like a few bruises and scratches by the misogynistic patriarchical athlete-celberity worshipping, money-machine culture is not going to significantly impact the Rams’ season, so from a purely consumerist point of view, the Rams OL looks like it should be okay.

    Though I still think depth at OT is a concern priortywise irregardless.

    Okay, this post is all over the place, so I’m just going to delete it.

    Oops.

    in reply to: comics, jokes, one-shot memes, funny tweets, etc. #164739
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    in reply to: Other sports #164737
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    I heard about 15 minutes of Colin Cowherd today, and what I heard him say is that basically there’s not enough ball to go around with the other star, Tatum. Analytics show that the Celtics win when Tatum gets 30% of the ball. He had said last week that he thought it was money/results, and that the Celtics wanted to break it up and reinvest. He back off that a bit today.

    But it seems most people think the Celtics got the worse end of that deal, and the Celtics didn’t wait around to see if the price for Brown might improve. That says they wanted to cut their losses, or they are bad managers.

    in reply to: Rams tweets etc. … 6/30 – 7/2 #164690
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    IF Alaric Jackson is suspended it would only be for 6 games at most. Not all season.

    I read that, but i wasnt sure if it was set in stone or just a ‘probable’ outcome.

    At any rate, its enough time to lose homefield and get Stafford Bulgerized.

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    In football, there are many more ways for things to go wrong than there are for them to go right.

    That’s why you always pick up the ball first, even if the whistle is blown.

    in reply to: Rams tweets etc. … 6/30 – 7/2 #164679
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    in reply to: Rams tweets etc. … 6/30 – 7/2 #164671
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    I don’t know who Dan Towler is. Never heard of him.

    Where is SJ39?

    in reply to: Books #164656
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    I forgot about The Road. It’s a very good book, and I’m tempted to read more McCarthy. Many of his books have a strong reputation. But, you know, he’s kinda grim.

    I watched Paradise, the postapocalyptic tv show and liked it. I’m sure I’ll at least start season 2 when it comes out, but sometimes these things start off well, and the peter out. Like The Matrix series. And Dune, you know, I’ve never been tempted to read the other books because everybody says the same thing about the original Dune being the best.

    in reply to: Our condolences to Keith, aka Nittany Ram #164652
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    Keith,

    I was stunned and saddened to see this news posted. Words fail me at these times. Every sentiment, however deeply felt and sincere, seems trite or cliche coming out of my mouth.

    When my daughter died in 2001, I got a phone call from a friend of mine with whom I had been close in high school. He had experience with grief and loss himself. His wife – also a close friend of mine – had had to go through labor and birth to their only son who had died in the womb the day before, like 3 days before his expected Due Date. He called to warn me that people would say goofy things to me, and that I should accept the loving intentions with which things are said, and pay less attention to the words. And that was good advice because I heard things about my daughter being “in a better place,” or “what a blessing it is that she doesn’t have to suffer any longer” from my own immediate family, as well as friends and acquaintances.

    About 6 or 7 years later, I saw a play called “Rabbit Hole” which is the story about the aftermath of a couple whose young son was killed by a car when he darted into the street after a stray ball. The mother of the boy had had an elder brother who had died from a heroin overdose some 10 years earlier, and at the beginning of the play, her own mother arrives to stay with the couple. At one point in the play, the bereaved mother asks her own mother if the “feeling ever goes away.” She puts down her sewing and reflects, and says something like, “No, but it changes over time. It’s like a brick in your pocket. You’re very conscious of it at first, but after a while, it just becomes this thing that you carry with you all the time. And then, one day, something will remind you, and you’ll feel the brick there, and you say to yourself, ‘Oh…THAT.’ And it becomes a part of you.”

    That really hit home with me, and I started to silently cry sitting there, hoping nobody would notice because I was surrounded by students and a couple other teachers who were chaperoning the trip with me.

    I will say that, quite often, when I notice the brick, I think about how supportive the board was to me when this happened. The responses I got to my post announcing my daughter’s death were overwhelming. It meant a great deal to me, and I’ve never forgotten it. There was a tremendous amount of sympathy expressed to me by people I’ve never met face-to-face.

    And I want to make sure that you know that you are truly loved and respected by all of us here, and your grief is a pain in my heart. I’m proud to consider you a friend, and I want you to know I’m thinking about you every day, and wishing you a glorious recovery.

    Jeff

    in reply to: Books #164618
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    I read Dune for the first (and only) time about two years before volume one of the recent film version came out. I also found it better than I expected. Never heard of Station Eleven. I don’t think I’ve ever read anything I would call Post-apocalyptic. I don’t think that describes Dune.

    in reply to: Rams tweets etc. … 6/22 – 6/23 #164601
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    Puka Nacua has 4,191.

    A full season will put him past Flipper, and possibly Fears.

    in reply to: Rams tweets etc. … 6/15 #164504
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    Yeah, somewhere around here there’s a vid saying the World Cup powers-that-be required the corporate names to be eliminated on all the U.S. stadiums.

    Its fantastic.

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    Unless it’s an official sponsor of FIFA.

    in reply to: Rams tweets etc. … 6/15 #164497
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    On television, during the World CUp, they have been calling it Los Angeles Stadium, not SoFi.

    in reply to: Other sports #164496
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    I wrote an article on yellow school buses for Parenting Magazine when I worked there 37 years ago. The only thing I remember is that the colors were chosen for high visibility, even in the fog.

    I also wrote an article on the daycare center at CIA headquarters in Langley which pissed off the editor-in-chief so much that my contract was not renewed. It was loaded with jokes about “security blankets” and Big Brother, and he completely revised it to remove all of them. I also pissed off his secretary by dismissing “The Sun Also Rises,” saying it was a story about a bunch of Americans travelling all over Europe, unable to find quite enough alcohol to drink, and then going home. I said it should have been named “Tequila Sunrises Also.” The secretary’s name was Brett, and her parents named her after the character in that novel.

    I was not well-loved at Parenting Magazine.

    in reply to: Rams tweets etc. … 6/15 #164482
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    Rams Wire@TheRamsWire
    Albert Breer says he’s heard that if only the Rams called SoFi Stadium home, the field could be grass instead of turf.

    WTF do they call it, if not home?

    If it were ONLY the Rams. That is, no Chargers. (He wasn’t very clear.)

    Am I to understand that if it were up to the Los Angeles Rams, SoFi would have natural grass, but the fucking Chargers won’t have it? And they have a vote?

    The Chargers, last I understood, were leasing their presence at SoFi for $1/year. And THEY have the final say in this?

    That doesn’t seem right to me.

    in reply to: Rams tweets etc. … 6/15 #164480
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    Rams Wire@TheRamsWire
    Albert Breer says he’s heard that if only the Rams called SoFi Stadium home, the field could be grass instead of turf.

    WTF do they call it, if not home?

    in reply to: Other sports #164459
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    I don’t think I will ever get another pet. I want to get a one way plane ticket and see what happens, and pets are responsibilities.

    Are you really serious about leaving this blessed nation?

    Which godless country would you go to?

    I’m not as bold as you, so i will stick it out here. I would be up for going to a different galaxy though. That might be far enough from, ya know, Amerikans.

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    Top of my list are Portugal, Vietnam, and Thailand. The Patagonia region has appeal. I would take a look at eastern Europe, too. But, yeah. I don’t really like it here, even though it’s “home.” I’ll come back, but I’m gonna spend the next year downsizing, and then I’m leaving until I get a craving for buffalo wings or something.

    in reply to: Other sports #164453
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    The Rams need a team dog.

    Do you have a dog currently?

    No, I haven’t had one for years. I only like to live with Giant dogs, and i figured i was too old to carry one if it got hurt, so I learned to live dogless. I have many crows, though.

    You have any animals?

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    I have a dog. He killed our cat several years ago, though I let my wife believe the cat must’ve eaten rat poison at some neighbors’ house.

    He is half Chesapeake Bay Retriever, and half Blue Tick Coon Hound – a freebie because the Chesie owner was a pro dog breeder, and the Hound seduced her and produced devil spawn. He looks like a black lab, and almost everybody thinks he is on first acquaintance.

    The life expectancy of both breeds is 12 years, and he turned 12 in March, and while he is turning gray in places, he shows no serious signs of decay. I don’t think I will ever get another pet. I want to get a one way plane ticket and see what happens, and pets are responsibilities.

    in reply to: Rams tweets etc. … 6/10 – 6/14 #164448
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    Los Angeles generated a positive expected points added (EPA) on over 50% of its total handoffs in 2025, according to Pro Football Focus. The accomplishment marks only the second time in the PFF era, which dates back to 2006, that an NFL team has surpassed the 50% positive EPA threshold on rushing plays. Head coach Sean McVay’s 2018 squad, led by All-Pro running back Todd Gurley, was the first to establish the record.

    The Rams had the best run-blocking unit in the league this past year and will likely return all, if not most, of their starting offensive linemen.

    I wish Williams had breakaway speed.

    I just – we’ve said it before – imagine Steven Jackson in this offense.

    in reply to: OTAs #164445
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    Yeah, its a problem. I assume the Rams thought they could get JimmyG but they couldnt and then whatever planB they had fell apart.

    There’s always Philip Rivers

    Quick search for remaining FA, and JimmyG is the only QB left. I forgot that Kirk Cousins was a FA. He was my choice for the job, but he signed with the Raiders where he is more likely to get some starts.

    in reply to: Other sports #164444
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    The Rams need a team dog.

    Do you have a dog currently?

    in reply to: OTAs #164439
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    Well, if Stafford gets hurt, I would guess the first call the Rams make is to JimmyG. The second to Russell Wilson, maybe.

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    I don’t understand not having one of those guys on the roster already. This is a super bowl year. You get your #2 on the roster before camp starts. Stetson Bennett is expendable. By the time Simpson takes over, Bennett is probably gone anyway.

    in reply to: Garrett–news, analysis, & bits from OTAs & after #164438
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    in reply to: Other sports #164425
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    There are humans who play sports, who read books.

    I think I’m becoming a Spurs fan.

    I guess I should find out who is on the team, and watch the next game.

    in reply to: Alaric arrested again #164421
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    Police said the charge was for “a person who willfully inflicts corporal injury” against a spouse.

    The news of the arrest was first reported Tuesday by NBC4, which reported that “Jackson thought the woman was recording him with her phone and allegedly tried to take the phone out of her hand.” According to NBC4, “investigators said the woman had scratch marks on her arms.”

    The wording here is odd.

    The article is rushed and confusing, not that we would get anything definite from an article anyway, what with charges pending.

    “Scratches” also don’t seem to me like a felony. Basically, all we got is Alaric is in trouble again because Alaric and women and cellphones don’t mix.

    {sigh}

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