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  • January 7, 2018 at 12:33 pm in reply to: reactions to the FALCONS game #80053
    lyser
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    Rams did not play their best game.

    Falcons had a good plan and executed it cleanly. They are going to be a tough draw for anyone in this tournament.

    November 29, 2017 at 5:02 pm in reply to: Chris Simms says Rams are cheating #78080
    lyser
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    I bet Chris Simms has lots of stupid fucking opinions on a variety of topics. Dick.

    November 13, 2017 at 6:32 am in reply to: Kava in the NFL #77399
    lyser
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    You have to get the root and powder it yourself. The pills they sell at CVS are worthless.

    November 10, 2017 at 10:19 am in reply to: Can the Rams survive a home game (against Houston)? #77226
    lyser
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    JackPMiller wrote:
    joemad wrote:

    i’m 0-2 when I attend Rams games at the Coliseum…… (last year vs Buf and this year vs Sea)

    beware, I plan to attend this Sunday…..can the Rams survive with my ass in the seats?

    Burn some sage or some type of herb at the game so your evil curse would lift the demons away. Blow it to the Eagles if you can.

    As your lawyer, I strongly recommend burning “some type of herb” before, during and after the game.

    November 2, 2017 at 11:37 am in reply to: Definitely moving to MN #76791
    lyser
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    Hi Mac.

    Nice choice. I once remotely managed a territory there and got to visit once per quarter. Plenty of snow, but also plenty of sunshine which is nice. Lots of lakes, woods and outdoor activities year round. Ice fishing is one of the funnest things in the world and MN has some of the best in the country.

    The Twin Cities are cool (except for that big ass mall). The people are great and they have that Norwegian thing going on so there is lots of blonde stinkless pussy (my preference as far as pussies go). Great hunting. Access to Canada. Minnesota is actually a lot like upstate New York where I live, only the weather is better and the people are blonder.

    I personally hate Florida – the fire ant infested fake grass, Les Baker, the flatness, the humidity, the daily rain, the shitty drivers, Les Baker, the kooky rednecks, the crime in the cities, I-95, Disney World (well, I kinda like Disney in the off-season if I have a lot of MDMA and mushrooms or PCP/ketamine analogs), Les Baker, not knowing Spanish, Miami time, hurricanes, snakes, Les Baker, lack of seasons, trailer trash, alligators and my ex in-laws.

    November 2, 2017 at 11:15 am in reply to: Toast #76790
    lyser
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    My favorite toasts:

    “To our wives and girlfriends – may they never meet!”

    “To thinking positive and testing negative!”

    “Bottoms up So-crates!”

    “To rattlesnakes and condoms – two things I never fuck with!”

    “Time is never wasted if you are wasted all the time!”

    “To lesbians and virgins – thanks for nothing!”

    “Here’s to Hell – may my stay there be as fun as my way there!”

    Oh…not that kinds of toast. Nevermind.

    Though I do think I would be more fun at partys than you fuckers with your buttered raisin toast.

    November 2, 2017 at 11:07 am in reply to: Robot Women #76789
    lyser
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    Last thing I want is a sex robot with a “moral compass”. Kinda defeats the purpose, right?

    I don’t need Samantha to squeal “ewwwwww…you like that?!” at me during the sex act. If I wanted that, I would go back to cruising the high schools.

    October 28, 2017 at 8:58 pm in reply to: What are the Rams GREAT at? #76627
    lyser
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    When my daughter was little, she was deathly afraid of moths. Only she called them “cloths”. Daddy! Quick! It’s a CLOTH!!

    Once I drank too much kentucky whiskey and got lost in my closet. It suddenly started snowing and I was molested by a moose that walked on his hind legs and smoked cigars.

    October 26, 2017 at 4:15 pm in reply to: What are the Rams GREAT at? #76560
    lyser
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    wv wrote:

    They have to resign Donald.

    w
    v

    Look at all the great insights in this thread and then west fucking virginia ram stumbles in and babbles “duh, dey hafta sine doonald, duuuuuhhhhh!”. Ya think wv? Think they might want to lock up the greatest player to wear the horns since marshall faulk? Fuckin’ brilliant mastery of the painfully obvious you have going there…idiot.

    Laff – just kiddin’ buddy – how ya been?

    October 25, 2017 at 8:11 pm in reply to: What are the Rams GREAT at? #76545
    lyser
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    Oh yeah man, if the medium pass becomes almost automatic like the GSOT, then look out! I agree, they do have the scheme and the horses for that, but that may be a next year thing.

    The front seven and the D in general has a chance, maybe even a decent chance, to become consistently dominant THIS year IMO. They have AD, the best D player in the game. Brockers is playing out of his mind and Barron pretty much is too. AO brings it on the blitz and makes some splash plays. With Wade pulling the strings, they have a shot. I actually EXPECTED them to be an elite D this year and was surprised at the early results. They are coming around now though – lots of talent on that side of the ball.

    November 9, 2016 at 6:03 pm in reply to: Clinton's concession speech. #57337
    lyser
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    I agree that her speech today was the best of her entire campaign.

    Say what you want about Trump’s “slogans” – they obviously hit very fucking hard, especially in the “rust belt”. I don’t really get the “shocked” reaction to the election result. Why would you NOT court the “angry white” vote? You know, if you wanted to win and all. Seems like simple math to me.

    February 17, 2016 at 7:45 am in reply to: McShay Kiper just now on ESPN raving about Rams talent #39127
    lyser
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    Same story until further notice – tons of talent, but end up home for the holidays at 7-9. Same shit every year. Hope it turns around in LA.

    February 14, 2016 at 10:53 am in reply to: so how did Bradford do #38979
    lyser
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    The dude has had some hard luck. I don’t believe he is elite nor has he had a very good shot given the teams around him and the injuries. It’s not like he has had CHRONIC shoulder, knee or ankle problems – he has just simply had those injuries happen to him…unlike what I suspect is going on with Saffold’s shoulders – that dude can’t hold up and his shoulders DO seem chronic, just ask the Rah dahs.

    Foles sucked pretty bad, but at the time the trade seemed to make sense. He set freaking records a few years back and SUCKED as a Ram.

    The search for Spock…errr…Frodo continues.

    February 14, 2016 at 10:48 am in reply to: Mannion #38978
    lyser
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    Mackeyser wrote:

    Lyser… is that a Rams vibrator in your avatar???

    Yes, sir. Either that or a pot pipe. You decide, I’d be proud to own either.

    February 14, 2016 at 10:02 am in reply to: Some nasty stuff about Peyton Manning #38977
    lyser
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    Mackeyser wrote:

    Glad I read this.

    I think we should unleash Commodore ~Lyser on Peyton…

    Sounds appropriate.

    Laff. Yeah, the initial T bagging or whatever is nothing compared to what happened afterwards. That’s the thing about cover ups and lying. If you don’t come clean immediately you have to dig in and things get worse. Stupid human.

    Anyway, I’m retired brother – we need some young guns in here.

    February 13, 2016 at 12:16 pm in reply to: Mannion #38935
    lyser
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    zn wrote:
    nittany ram wrote:
    lyser wrote:

    Dunno why everyone is so worked up about QB, zn could hand off to Gurley.

    That kind of thinking is how we ended up with QB’s like Dieter Brock. “Anyone can hand off to Eric Dickerson”….how’d that work out for us?

    Well, when I tried handing off to Gurley, turns out, I was too slow. So then in spite of swearing up and down that he would never trade me, Fisher made a swap with the Rams Huddle forum. That’s how Nittany ended up with them. But it blew up on them though, because Nittany may be the only guy I’ve heard of who melted down just doing hand offs.

    Confused here – isn’t he handing off for the Raiders now? And you BELIEVED Fisher? AT this point that’s on you, not him. Dummy.

    February 13, 2016 at 12:14 pm in reply to: Mannion #38934
    lyser
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    nittany ram wrote:
    lyser wrote:

    Dunno why everyone is so worked up about QB, zn could hand off to Gurley.

    That kind of thinking is how we ended up with QB’s like Dieter Brock. “Anyone can hand off to Eric Dickerson”….how’d that work out for us?

    Woulda been fine if Everett and ED stuck around. Imagine – that D, Flipper, Ellard, that line, ED and Everett. Would partied like is was 1999 (get it?).

    February 12, 2016 at 10:33 am in reply to: Mannion #38882
    lyser
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    Obviously, he is the next Tom Brady (sans the cheating). Dunno why everyone is so worked up about QB, zn could hand off to Gurley.

    February 11, 2016 at 11:01 pm in reply to: 2016 Strength of Schedule #38866
    lyser
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    bnw wrote:

    Year after year the Rams are near the top. Must be the 6 games against the NFC West?

    yes they do and yes it is. NFC West is the best division in the NFL.

    Cardinals had a gaudy record this year and last.

    Seahawks made the playoffs and obviously have been consistently good lately.

    49ers have been good other than last two years.

    Rams and 9ers both 7-9 last year, correct?

    Unfortunately, in the NFC West, the only team not to put up nice W-L records over the past few years are our boys.

    Hopefully that all changes back in LA.

    February 11, 2016 at 12:03 pm in reply to: vid: Rams have Back to Back Rookie of the Years #38839
    lyser
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    yeah well I’m still bitter over Robert Thomas, Tye Hill, (puke), Alex Barron, Trung Candidate etc. etc. etc.

    I guess Dickerson, Pace, Holt, Donald, Gurley – guys like that were ok. I guess.

    We are Rams fans. Ultimately we had ONE satisfying year.

    Of course, that is one more than the cardinals, eagles, vikings, lions, panthers, falcons, bills, browns, bengals, titans/oilers, chargers…hmm I mighta missed a couple.

    I coulda been born a Steelers or Packers or 49ers fan BUT NOOOOOOOO….

    February 10, 2016 at 8:44 pm in reply to: Eli's ecstatic response to Peyton's win #38832
    lyser
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    lyser wrote:

    who gives a crap about Archie and Eli’s “expressions”?

    zn wrote:

    You kids these days and your feigned cynicism.

    I can tell this whole issue is eating you up. It’s so palpable I can feel it through the computer screen. It’s all you can think about.

    It’s not too hard to sense that.

    Yeah – well if my son or brother ever wins the superbowl I’ll smile. A little wry smile, then I’ll back to my nachos.

    February 10, 2016 at 6:46 pm in reply to: Eli's ecstatic response to Peyton's win #38827
    lyser
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    who gives a crap about Archie and Eli’s “expressions”? WTF? How is that even a story. Eli should be a Charger anyway.

    February 10, 2016 at 6:43 pm in reply to: "Steddy Ambition": Stedman Bailey's Journey Back to the NFL #38826
    lyser
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    We don’t know. Heard a few verions. Fact is he is a father, a Ram, a Montainqeer and a potential talent. I’m in his corner.

    February 10, 2016 at 5:23 pm in reply to: "Steddy Ambition": Stedman Bailey's Journey Back to the NFL #38824
    lyser
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    New Clutch Record rules!

    “Son Of Virginia”

    It was the morning of All Saint’s Day, ’98
    When that old blind dog started roaming around the graveyard
    Wouldn’t have bothered me so much
    Were he not walking on his hind legs and smoking cigars

    Recite my lineage and genealogy
    You’ve got to know your history, son of Virginia
    Everybody’s in the church believing they’re a sinner
    And looking for a sign from the true son of Virginia

    When the storm blew over we made our way
    To the old hay wain to infiltrate the sarcophagus
    By the dim light of a narrow window we saw
    The God’s honest truth staring right back at us

    Recite your lineage and genealogy
    You’ve got to know your history, son of Virginia
    Everybody’s in the church believing they’re a sinner
    And looking for a sign from the true son of Virginia

    Stare into the embers on the first of November
    And remember you were born a true son of Virginia

    I was thrown to the ground as my world broke asunder
    Truly we are living in an age of wonder
    Truly we are living in an age of wonder

    It was the morning of All Saint’s Day, ’98
    When that old blind dog started calling me associate
    Wouldn’t have bothered me so much were it not for the fact
    That was the truth of it

    Recite our lineage and genealogy
    You’ve got to know your history,
    Son of Virginia Stare into the embers on the first of November
    And remember you were born a true son of Virginia

    I was thrown to the ground as my world broke asunder
    Truly we are living in an age of wonder
    I wept like a child as the son rose above her
    Truly we are living in an age of wonder.

    February 10, 2016 at 5:16 pm in reply to: "Steddy Ambition": Stedman Bailey's Journey Back to the NFL #38823
    lyser
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    “One cold west by god virginia mofo”

    too long, won’t stick

    If you do im going back to

    “Lysergic Funeral Procession” – you hated that

    February 10, 2016 at 5:12 pm in reply to: superbowl #38822
    lyser
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    Martz shoulda run the ball more. Let’s talk about that to death some more. Too bad they were tackling/holding MF all game.

    Fuck the Patriots again.

    February 10, 2016 at 10:50 am in reply to: superbowl #38807
    lyser
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    no – is that for real? Holy shit what a freak. I just got hammered and cried after the Pats SB.

    February 10, 2016 at 10:36 am in reply to: superbowl #38805
    lyser
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    A college kid mooned somebody. It was probably bad, never heard that story before – bad Peyton bad boy! But a hell of a career and way to top it off.

    We all have our things. I used to like to moon sorority girls drunk back in the day. I’m no fool, so I would take a cab. The fucked up thing is the cab has those child safety windows, so the back window goes only half way down. Yeah, you can get your ass out there, but the turkey neck hangy back of the balls part is hidden by the child safety feature, that is the best part of the moon! This is why I hate children – so much wasted cab fare.

    Paraphrased from Doug Stanhope. I didn’t really do that shit, I love kids, have 4 I take care of, more some days. Laff.

    February 10, 2016 at 10:25 am in reply to: "Steddy Ambition": Stedman Bailey's Journey Back to the NFL #38802
    lyser
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    rooting for this kid.

    you are a cold mofo wv 🙂

    February 8, 2016 at 10:12 am in reply to: Pace, Greene get into HOF, not Warner this year #38743
    lyser
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    Wore my KW jersey yesterday. Cool they honored all the MVPs in pre game. Kurt would be in now if it were not for that bum pinky finger. Laff.

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