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  • March 27, 2023 at 7:38 pm #143303
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    March 29, 2023 at 3:03 am #143326
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    April 21, 2023 at 11:06 pm #143519
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    April 23, 2023 at 10:45 pm #143524
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    from Quora

    A new wine taster

    The wine taster at an old vineyard died. A homeless guy, looking ragged and dirty, came to apply. He persuaded the manager to give him a try.

    The guy was given a glass of wine. He swirled, smelled, sipped, and spit.

    “It’s a red wine, Merlot, three years old, grown on the South Slope and matured in oak barrels.” He said.

    “Impressive,” said the manager.

    The man is given another.

    “Still a red wine, Cabernet, eight years old, from the Northeast slope, stored in steel vats.”

    The manager was amazed.

    He winked at his secretary.

    The secretary understood and brought out a glass of urine.

    The drunkard tasted it and said.

    “It’s a blonde, 27 years old, three months pregnant, and if I don’t get this job, I’ll tell who the father is!”

    April 26, 2023 at 2:58 am #143540
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    April 30, 2023 at 8:22 am #143880
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    May 27, 2023 at 7:42 pm #144250
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    June 4, 2023 at 6:16 pm #144299
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    June 8, 2023 at 10:35 pm #144339
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    June 11, 2023 at 8:59 am #144359
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    From Oct. 2016. Classic.

    June 18, 2023 at 8:37 am #144399
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    June 26, 2023 at 12:40 pm #144467
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    June 29, 2023 at 12:22 pm #144496
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    July 23, 2023 at 5:19 pm #144637
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    July 26, 2023 at 8:25 am #144645
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    Mine: 2/20/(54)

    Florida Man claiming people were “eating his brains” leads police on insane golf course chase.

    from: https://www.golfdigest.com/story/florida-man-claiming-people-were-eating-his-brains-leads-police-on-insane-golf-course-chase

    July 27, 2023 at 5:48 pm #144654
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    Florida man driving with clown mannequin had live grenade in pickup

    https://www.krmg.com/video/hot-video/florida-man-driving-with-clown-mannequin-had-live-grenade-pickup/a5647e3b-7c4a-4093-a097-58e370c341e1/

     

    July 30, 2023 at 3:39 pm #144674
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    August 24, 2023 at 2:36 am #145006
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    August 25, 2023 at 11:25 am #145018
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    post from Quora
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    someone has pointed out that Stanley Kubrick had his actors stare into the camera and tilt their heads forward to give the impression that they were utter lunatics on the edge of crazed violence.

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    Trump was presumably trying to project strength and determination, but what he’s actually projecting is the desire to attack the hotel handyman with an axe, or possibly to enjoy a bit of the old ultraviolence all horrorshow, o my droogies.

    August 25, 2023 at 9:56 pm #145019
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    https://www.cbsnews.com/miami/news/florida-man-easter-bunny-brawl-furry-fist-fight/

    Florida Man In Easter Bunny Brawl Talks About His Furry Fist Fight

    ORLANDO (CBSMiami) – The man in the bunny suit is speaking out. That’s right, the guy in an Easter Bunny suit caught on viral video punching another man outside an Orlando nightclub Sunday night says he was simply bar hopping with friends when he spotted another man and a woman fighting. He hopped over to help the woman and let his furry fists fly.

    “So I got over there so I could break up the fight and, with me trying to break up the fight, he got on top of her, and hit her, so I had to try a different method basically to break up the fight, which actually worked,” explained Antoine McDonald to WESH 2 News.

    August 26, 2023 at 10:32 am #145027
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    I just borrowed that Quora/Kubrick thing without credit since it’s unclear where credit belongs.

    August 28, 2023 at 6:15 pm #145058
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    August 28, 2023 at 6:16 pm #145059
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    Zooey wrote:

    I just borrowed that Quora/Kubrick thing without credit since it’s unclear where credit belongs.

     

    I think just saying “quora” is enough, otherwise you drag a real name into it. Next time I do something like this, I will just put a first name. Quora material is all public domain. If you don’t want to come off as trying to cop the credit for doing the original, I would just say “found on quora.”

    August 30, 2023 at 1:05 pm #145080
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    September 6, 2023 at 8:15 pm #145143
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    Mat, from Quora

    What is the most “technologically illiterate” thing you’ve ever seen someone do?
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    Apparently, one of the most popular Google searches is “Why did my Internet connection go out”.
    September 16, 2023 at 7:28 am #145395
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    September 21, 2023 at 9:14 am #145523
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    October 2, 2023 at 8:22 am #145808
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    October 12, 2023 at 11:47 am #146087
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    October 19, 2023 at 2:29 am #146286
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