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June 4, 2023 at 6:16 pm #144299
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ModeratorDid….did she really just say what I think she said?pic.twitter.com/yAQx82Tfmb
— chris evans (@notcapnamerica) June 4, 2023
June 11, 2023 at 8:59 am #144359Zooey
ModeratorFrom Oct. 2016. Classic.
Happy birthday to this future president. pic.twitter.com/JT3HiBjYdj
— Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) October 26, 2016
June 18, 2023 at 8:37 am #144399zn
ModeratorJune 29, 2023 at 12:22 pm #144496zn
ModeratorOutstanding. pic.twitter.com/0sBG802brF
— jamie (@gnuman1979) June 28, 2023
July 23, 2023 at 5:19 pm #144637Zooey
ModeratorWhen Nike releases the new VBNMW kicks pic.twitter.com/vnBnS8mJUc
— 𝕬𝖑𝖊𝖝 đź’Ž (@r8dr4lfe75) July 23, 2023
July 26, 2023 at 8:25 am #144645zn
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Mine: 2/20/(54)
Florida Man claiming people were “eating his brains” leads police on insane golf course chase.
July 27, 2023 at 5:48 pm #144654Zooey
ModeratorFlorida man driving with clown mannequin had live grenade in pickup
July 30, 2023 at 3:39 pm #144674zn
ModeratorAugust 24, 2023 at 2:36 am #145006zn
ModeratorAugust 25, 2023 at 11:25 am #145018zn
Moderatorpost from Quora
.someone has pointed out that Stanley Kubrick had his actors stare into the camera and tilt their heads forward to give the impression that they were utter lunatics on the edge of crazed violence.
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Trump was presumably trying to project strength and determination, but what he’s actually projecting is the desire to attack the hotel handyman with an axe, or possibly to enjoy a bit of the old ultraviolence all horrorshow, o my droogies.
August 25, 2023 at 9:56 pm #145019wv
Participanthttps://www.cbsnews.com/miami/news/florida-man-easter-bunny-brawl-furry-fist-fight/
Florida Man In Easter Bunny Brawl Talks About His Furry Fist Fight
ORLANDO (CBSMiami) – The man in the bunny suit is speaking out. That’s right, the guy in an Easter Bunny suit caught on viral video punching another man outside an Orlando nightclub Sunday night says he was simply bar hopping with friends when he spotted another man and a woman fighting. He hopped over to help the woman and let his furry fists fly.
“So I got over there so I could break up the fight and, with me trying to break up the fight, he got on top of her, and hit her, so I had to try a different method basically to break up the fight, which actually worked,” explained Antoine McDonald to WESH 2 News.
August 28, 2023 at 6:15 pm #145058zn
ModeratorAugust 30, 2023 at 1:05 pm #145080zn
ModeratorSeptember 6, 2023 at 8:15 pm #145143zn
ModeratorMat, from Quora
What is the most “technologically illiterate” thing you’ve ever seen someone do?.Apparently, one of the most popular Google searches is “Why did my Internet connection go out”.September 16, 2023 at 7:28 am #145395zn
ModeratorAfter Colorado State HC Jay Norvell criticized him this week for always wearing his sunglasses, Colorado HC Deion Sanders gifted sunglasses to his entire team. pic.twitter.com/mmx49x5PIj
— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) September 15, 2023
October 2, 2023 at 8:22 am #145808zn
ModeratorOctober 12, 2023 at 11:47 am #146087zn
ModeratorOctober 19, 2023 at 2:29 am #146286zn
ModeratorOctober 22, 2023 at 9:51 pm #146383zn
Moderator— Out of Context Human Race (@NoContextHumans) October 22, 2023
October 23, 2023 at 6:45 pm #146401wv
ParticipantKiry Shabazz
November 11, 2023 at 10:48 am #146725zn
ModeratorOMFG I'm dying hahahahaha pic.twitter.com/yBFzVo18nT
— Bobby Fucking Weaver (@im7below) November 10, 2023
November 13, 2023 at 11:55 am #146752zn
Moderatorfound on quora
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A blonde walks in a bank to get a loan. “I need to borrow $100 for a month,” she says.
The banker frowns, but takes her information anyway. He runs her credit but can’t find a report. “I’m sorry,” he says, “but in the absence of a credit record, we’ll have to charge 20% interest on the loan, and you’ll need to put up collateral.
“What does that mean?” the blonde says.
“It means,” the banker says, “you’ll have to repay us $120, and you’ll need to give us something more valuable to hold onto until you pay us back.”
“Something more valuable?” The blonde says. “How about my Ferrari?”
The banker nearly snorts his coffee all over his desk, but he prides himself on customer service so he soldiers on. He runs the title on the Ferrari and what do you know, the blonde owns it free and clear. “Okay, he says, “I’ll print out the papers.”
“Just so I understand,” the blonde says, “I give you my Ferrari and you give me a hundred dollars, right? And then in a month, I give you $120 and you give me my Ferrari back?”
“Yes,” the banker says, “that’s the deal.”
She signs the paperwork and hands him the keys. He counts out $100 for her and watches her saunter out the door.
A month to the day later, he’s sitting at his desk when the blonde saunters back in. She hands him $120 and says “I get my car back, right?”
“Yep, he says as he hands her the keys. She turns to go but he stops her. “Miss, I really have to ask, why did you use a $140,000 car as collateral on a $100 loan?”
“Oh!” The blonde says. “I got called out of town unexpectedly on business. How else can I park a Ferrari for a month in Manhattan for only $20?”
November 16, 2023 at 7:20 pm #146802zn
ModeratorNovember 19, 2023 at 12:02 am #146839zn
Moderator— NO CONTEXT HUMANS 👤 (@HumansNoContext) November 18, 2023
November 19, 2023 at 4:26 pm #146850wv
ParticipantDecember 6, 2023 at 12:40 am #147294zn
ModeratorDecember 18, 2023 at 12:47 am #147609zn
ModeratorDecember 23, 2023 at 12:35 am #147851zn
ModeratorJoe Rogan is trending for this again basically 🤦‍♂️ pic.twitter.com/umHz3NhhuS
— Quadcarl (@quadcarl_carl) December 22, 2023
December 23, 2023 at 9:46 am #147860Billy_T
ParticipantHamburger, as in Hamburg, Germany. I knew that even before a refresher from Wikipedia. Lots more to it, of course, and all kinds of zigzags along the way. But that’s the gist of the name.
Too many people are easily fooled by the appearance of confidence and certainty. Those two things are the essence of successful sales in all fields — politics, media, sports, religions, the corporate world, etc. Project them, and move mountains. The stronger the projection, the bigger the audience, and so on.
January 5, 2024 at 3:40 pm #148340zn
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