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    From Oct. 2016. Classic.

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    Mine: 2/20/(54)

    Florida Man claiming people were “eating his brains” leads police on insane golf course chase.

    from: https://www.golfdigest.com/story/florida-man-claiming-people-were-eating-his-brains-leads-police-on-insane-golf-course-chase

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    post from Quora
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    someone has pointed out that Stanley Kubrick had his actors stare into the camera and tilt their heads forward to give the impression that they were utter lunatics on the edge of crazed violence.

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    Trump was presumably trying to project strength and determination, but what he’s actually projecting is the desire to attack the hotel handyman with an axe, or possibly to enjoy a bit of the old ultraviolence all horrorshow, o my droogies.

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    https://www.cbsnews.com/miami/news/florida-man-easter-bunny-brawl-furry-fist-fight/

    Florida Man In Easter Bunny Brawl Talks About His Furry Fist Fight

    ORLANDO (CBSMiami) – The man in the bunny suit is speaking out. That’s right, the guy in an Easter Bunny suit caught on viral video punching another man outside an Orlando nightclub Sunday night says he was simply bar hopping with friends when he spotted another man and a woman fighting. He hopped over to help the woman and let his furry fists fly.

    “So I got over there so I could break up the fight and, with me trying to break up the fight, he got on top of her, and hit her, so I had to try a different method basically to break up the fight, which actually worked,” explained Antoine McDonald to WESH 2 News.

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    Mat, from Quora

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    Apparently, one of the most popular Google searches is “Why did my Internet connection go out”.
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    Kiry Shabazz

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    found on quora

    A blonde walks in a bank to get a loan. “I need to borrow $100 for a month,” she says.

    The banker frowns, but takes her information anyway. He runs her credit but can’t find a report. “I’m sorry,” he says, “but in the absence of a credit record, we’ll have to charge 20% interest on the loan, and you’ll need to put up collateral.

    “What does that mean?” the blonde says.

    “It means,” the banker says, “you’ll have to repay us $120, and you’ll need to give us something more valuable to hold onto until you pay us back.”

    “Something more valuable?” The blonde says. “How about my Ferrari?”

    The banker nearly snorts his coffee all over his desk, but he prides himself on customer service so he soldiers on. He runs the title on the Ferrari and what do you know, the blonde owns it free and clear. “Okay, he says, “I’ll print out the papers.”

    “Just so I understand,” the blonde says, “I give you my Ferrari and you give me a hundred dollars, right? And then in a month, I give you $120 and you give me my Ferrari back?”

    “Yes,” the banker says, “that’s the deal.”

    She signs the paperwork and hands him the keys. He counts out $100 for her and watches her saunter out the door.

    A month to the day later, he’s sitting at his desk when the blonde saunters back in. She hands him $120 and says “I get my car back, right?”

    “Yep, he says as he hands her the keys. She turns to go but he stops her. “Miss, I really have to ask, why did you use a $140,000 car as collateral on a $100 loan?”

    “Oh!” The blonde says. “I got called out of town unexpectedly on business. How else can I park a Ferrari for a month in Manhattan for only $20?”

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    Hamburger, as in Hamburg, Germany. I knew that even before a refresher from Wikipedia. Lots more to it, of course, and all kinds of zigzags along the way. But that’s the gist of the name.

    Too many people are easily fooled by the appearance of confidence and certainty. Those two things are the essence of successful sales in all fields — politics, media, sports, religions, the corporate world, etc. Project them, and move mountains. The stronger the projection, the bigger the audience, and so on.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_the_hamburger

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