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ZooeyModeratorIt would make my day to see somebody do a Bo Jackson/Brian Bosworth on Ernest Jones tomorrow.
I dunno what happened with Jones, but I do not want to watch that guy get his revenge.
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“Hey, way to hang with me,” Stafford told him. “I was dog s— for a while.”“Hey, we both (were),” McVay responded. “But we won’t be again.”
=============================That sounds like the ending of a Hollywood movie.
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vNo, there are still a few more scenes. It’s when they hug amid a rainstorm of confetti that the movie ends.
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ZooeyModeratorI hope you’re wrong.
I bet another teacher that the Rams would win. Loser buys into the pizza lunch we have on Fridays, so I will either get free pizza, or be out 6 bucks…
====================================What do you Cali-Fornians put on yer Pizza? Raisins, i bet.
Yeah, I hope I’m wrong too. I been mostly wrong all year in my prophesies.
There’s two weaknesses it looks like: Darnold and the Rams-Secondary. Hard to say which will implode.
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vThey order 2 or 3 pizzas a week. Pepperoni. Sausage and artichoke hearts. And Chicken with BBQ sauce.
I only chip in and join once or twice a year because those aren’t pizzas I would ever buy by choice. And I only ever eat a maximum of 2 slices, so I am subsidizing the lunch of the football coaches and fuck them. The idea of BBQ sauce on pizza is particularly abhorrent to me, but I see it on a lot of menus. If the Rams win me a free pizza lunch, I will probably grab the pepperoni. Personally, I like a Greek pizza: pepperoni, feta, olives, red onions, spinach, garlic, peppers. Something like that.
The Rams secondary has improved with Lake’s return, so I’m taking the Rams. Plus I feel entitled to it, goddammit.
ZooeyModeratorRams have been underdogs 3 times this year.
The first, against the Eagles in week 3 : Rams gave it away, and lost.
The Second against the Seahawks in week 16 : Rams gave it away, and lost.Rams are 2.5 pt underdogs.
Its been a ‘very good’ season, people. I think it ends, Sunday. Seattle is at home. A serious advantage. Stafford has been a bit off, and a bit lucky with some plays that easily could have been turnovers.
I dont think MacDonald is gonna let Darnold put the ball in danger. All Seattle has to do to win, is play a clean game, with no turnovers. A low bar, perhaps.
The game will define Sam Darnold, and maybe the Rams.
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vI hope you’re wrong.
I bet another teacher that the Rams would win. Loser buys into the pizza lunch we have on Fridays, so I will either get free pizza, or be out 6 bucks.
Edit: I remain confident. The Rams lit up Seattle in Seattle last time they played, and they didn’t have Adams. And Seattle basically won on a couple of fluke plays. They got lucky. I think it’s a toss-up pretty much, but I think the Rams will win.
So let it be written. So let it be done.
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ZooeyModeratorSaw on a vid, “this is the Rams 7th road game in 9 weeks.”
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vThey brought that on themselves, didn’t they.
Don’t gag up a 16-point 4th quarter lead, and your road isn’t as difficult.
But if any iteration of the Rams could do it, it’s this one.
ZooeyModerator“this Rams team was built to beat the 49ers”
I dunno how big of a loss Charbonnet is, really. He didn’t inflict much damage on the Rams in either game.
He had 11 carries, 37 yards rushing, and 2 receptions for 10 yards in the first game.
In the second game, he had 9 carries for 32 yards and 1 TD, and 4 receptions for 22 yards.
The game is not decided by numbers like those.
I think they will miss him only because he split the beatings he got with Walker, and without him, Walker is going to have to take all the beatings alone because Seattle has no 3rd RB to speak of. So they will have to lean on Walker more, and Walker will get beat up more, but I don’t think that is going to affect their bottom line much.
Honestly, Seattle has about as much of a chance in this game as certain sausages do under extreme conditions.
We shall see.
ZooeyModeratorThe tv-brains at CBS ranked the four possible super bowls:
4th – Broncos v Seahawks
3rd – Broncos v Rams
2nd – Pats v Seahawks
Best – Pats v RamsThey did not want a back-up QB in the Super Bowl, thus the anti-denver ranking.
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vMike Vrabel, btw, is the guy who struck Kurt Warner in the head on the pass Lawyer Milloy returned for a pick 6 in the first Rams-Pats SB.
I’m hoping Aaron Donald is there to punch Mke Vrabel in the head right before kickoff.
ZooeyModeratorSeahawks general manager John Schneider was at mass and prayed the Baltimore Ravens would lose in the AFC Championship Game so he could meet with defensive coordinator Mike Macdonald for their head coaching vacancy.
Lord, grant us another
Sam Darnold meltdown.verily,
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1 Samuel 12:23: “As for me, far be it from me that I should sin against the Lord by failing to pray for you”What’s worse. That Schneider did that. Or that the writers thought that was relevant, and included it in the article.
Of course, I could be wrong. Last Saturday, Sean Payton said that Bo Nix was fine because he knew that God has a plan for him.
Which includes breaking his ankle, apparently. I guess God is really the one who’s rigging the NFL.
The Lord moves in mysterious ways, wv.
ZooeyModeratorTwo years ago, Seahawks general manager John Schneider was at mass and prayed the Baltimore Ravens would lose in the AFC Championship Game so he could meet with defensive coordinator Mike Macdonald for their head coaching vacancy.

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ZooeyModeratorThe cold got to them both,Then, though, CW’s WRs had 4 drops and the Rams had one (previously it was said the Rams had none but PFR has it as 1). Stafford was sacked 4 times–though he faced a lower pressure rate than CW (19.6% v. 24.4%). But the big deal was 3 INTs.
My eyeballs agree. Stafford and Williams played to a draw in many respects, but the INTs were big. I think the short yardage stops are the #1 thing I would point to as the difference-maker, though. The Bears would have won the game in regulation if not for those huge plays that went the Rams’ way, and there would have been only 2 INTs.
The Rams may have had one drop, but there should be a statistic that tracks Net Hands Value or something. Drops and Catches should get a value score because not all drops and catches are the same. A 3rd down drop by a wide open receiver that would have picked up 30 yards, but instead leads to a punt, should count as more than 1 drop. And the way I see it, Adams’ sideline catch should get a Net Hands Value of 4 catches. That catch was athletically extraordinary, and had immense importance for the winning drive.
You can’t make this shit up, people. That’s Entertainment.
January 21, 2026 at 12:51 pm in reply to: Chicago game…tweets, plays, highlights, commentary #161532
ZooeyModeratorI’d love to hear Durant’s perspective on this. But yeah, definitely. I mean, part of it is the push-off, but its the kind of push-off that happens on most plays. It doesnt explain the play fully. I mean an instant AFTER the ball is released the receiver does NOT go to where the ball is heading — he instead zigs to right, away from the ball. (I guess he is trying to draw the CB away from the ball or maybe he just hasnt picked up the trajectory of the ball, himself. I dunno). But the ball is SO F’ing high in the air, that the receiver then zags back toward the ball. The DB had plenty of time to close the space. But the DB just kinda stands there, seemingly lost.
I dunno. Its such an iconic play, i hope some tv-celebrity interviews both players at some point. I’m just curious about it. Its an odd ending to a hail-mary, imho.
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vThat most recent film is interesting because you can watch Kmet and Durant the whole play, and what I noticed is that after the play breaks down, and Williams is sprinting full tilt towards Mexico, Durant focuses on the backfield and keeps Kmet in the corner of his eye. When the pushoff occurs – based on the network film angles – it looked to me like standard-issue disentanglement. Kmet may have technically pushed off, but he didn’t get much mustard on that push. Durant was already leaning to the goal line in anticipation, and Kmet’s push does not account for the final 3 yards of separation. Durant just didn’t get the trajectory right in the split second, leaned the wrong way, and that left Kmet open for an uncontested catch. I can’t be mad at Durant for that play, either. JFC. This is just an example of a superior human athlete making a superior human athletic throw combined with really good fortune of Kmet and Durant being exactly where they were geographically at that instant in the great timespan of the universe.
So it goes.
Credit McVay for getting the team to be a goldfish. Forget it. Be present. Be now. Go get ’em.
This is what makes sports great. This is why we watch. There is the drama of the plot, and there is the spectacular superior human athletic WTF mind-boggling wonder that peppers the dish. I’m done mixing metaphors now. It’s time to pop this post in the oven and wait for the floods to recede.
January 21, 2026 at 10:36 am in reply to: Chicago game…tweets, plays, highlights, commentary #161528
ZooeyModeratorA birds-eye angle on the miracle-throw
The most talked-about tying TD pass of all time.
In that game CW was 23 of 42 for 257 yards and a 6.1 avg. per throw, w/ 2 TDs and 3 INTs, and a qb rating of 59.3. The cold got to him too. His season averages were 27 TDs & 7 INTs.
But he did throw the most talked-about tying TD pass of all time.
I of course acknowledge that play, and even in a perverse way am glad I saw it in real time because it really was spectacular, but as a Rams homer I also like that Stafford was clutch when it counted.
Yep. I thought the game was over when Williams turned his back to the line of scrimmage and ran the other way. The most talked-about tying TD pass of all time didn’t trigger a sinking feeling in me at all. I couldn’t even be mad about it. It was too spectacular to respond negatively.
And, anyway, the Rams won in large part because Williams got greedy the next time he had the ball. He had the RB open as a safety valve that would have moved the Bears 5 or 6 yards to make it 3rd and 2 or 3. Instead, Williams threw the ball to where only Curl could catch it. Williams believed he was magic. He learned that he is not.
January 21, 2026 at 10:25 am in reply to: Chicago game…tweets, plays, highlights, commentary #161525
ZooeyModeratorAngle 427. This might actually be the best angle of the CB and Receiver.
Looks to me like Durant just misread the trajectory of the ball.
January 20, 2026 at 11:42 pm in reply to: Chicago game…tweets, plays, highlights, commentary #161519
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ZooeyModeratorWhy not?
They’re not getting a new banner for their rafters.
January 20, 2026 at 12:06 pm in reply to: Chicago game…tweets, plays, highlights, commentary #161493
ZooeyModeratorRams are playing Seattle this week. Kimes is becoming less and less of a decent journalist when it comes to discussing Seattle’s opponents.
Mina Kimes: “Goddamn Rams.”
I like Mina Kimes, btw. She’s really good. But I do agree the fan in her has been getting the upper hand over the past month.
I was a bit surprised to see the comic analysis (woman whose name I’ve forgotten…Agar?) show up as a Packers fan, but she didn’t let that get in the way of her schtick.
ZooeyModeratorThe receiver, a Rams TE, physically pushed Durant away. Durant couldn’t keep his eyes on the TE and CW at the same time. Any decent clip of that play will include the TE pushing Durant after they hand fight a bit.
I dunno. It looked like a rather ‘mild’ pushoff to me. It would not account for how FAR the Rams CB ended from the Bears receiver. There was a F’ing mile of separation.
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vYeah, I wanna see this “reporter’s cellphone” angle. From what I saw, I wouldn’t have flagged that for offensive pass interference.
Unless the receiver was Puka Nacua. I mean, fuck that guy.
ZooeyModeratorYes. It’s time for the Rams to institute their plan to “Josh Allen” Caleb Williams.
I know this plan, it’s diabolical. It will lead to a massacre of successive head coaches who “can’t turn the corner.”
Bwa-ha-ha. Evil grin.
I sometimes watch USC. When they are relevant. And they were relevant when Caleb Williams was there, so I saw a handful of games, and I thought he was an NFL QB.
Then… last year he seemed lost. Or so I heard, since I didn’t watch the Bears play any. And I just thought, well… Matt Leinart, Mark Sanchez, Sam Darnold… all these USC guys looked like good QBs, and then evaporated in the Pros (*Darnold may be reborn…judgment pending).
Watching Caleb Williams in his two playoff games. My goodness. Better than he was at USC. With Ben Johnson? With another camp under Johnson, Caleb Williams might just wreck the NFC. He has EVERYTHING except experience.
The Josh Allen plan is the only available kryptonite. Or the Rams could trade Jared Goff and a couple of the Lions’ first round picks for him.
ZooeyModeratorI’m afraid I have to think that the answer to that is yes.
…The 49ers are a really good football team, and they are going to be a problem next year. A big problem.
Yeah, I think Seattle, LA, and SF might ALL be a little better next year. Picture ‘that.’
It makes the no.1 seed so critical. When all three teams are so close, it makes all the difference to get the bye and ‘not have to go to Chicago’ etc.
I cant remember McVay ever having this kind of year with special teams. I know they will focus on it in the offseason but I dont even know what the problem is. Just bad personnel decisions? Bad special teams players? Need bigger, faster, tougher guys? I dunno.
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vFootnote to this: the Bears’ offense is set. It’s young, under contract, and going to improve. They actually have a surplus at WR and could trade one. They need an Edge, a rangey LB, and a really good CB. That’s all doable this off season.
ZooeyModeratorThe Bear game was a bit like that. Anybody feel like the Rams ‘outplayed’ the Bears in that game? I dunno.
Yes. Not by much, but yes. For me it is the 4th down plays on both sides. The Rams stopped them. And the Rams got a big one.
From a vid you posted, here’s a stack of the “make or break” plays in short yardage that the Rams won. This line play reminded my of the 1970s. “You’re not getting that yard.”
January 20, 2026 at 10:38 am in reply to: Chicago game…tweets, plays, highlights, commentary #161483
ZooeyModeratorRams are playing Seattle this week. Kimes is becoming less and less of a decent journalist when it comes to discussing Seattle’s opponents.
Mina Kimes: “Goddamn Rams.”
ZooeyModeratorThe Bear game was a bit like that. Anybody feel like the Rams ‘outplayed’ the Bears in that game? I dunno.
Yes. Not by much, but yes. For me it is the 4th down plays on both sides. The Rams stopped them. And the Rams got a big one.
ZooeyModeratorhopefully he can shake some of that rust off.
LOL
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From The Athletic
ZooeyModeratorNick Whalen@_NickWhalen
Chicago outgained the Rams by 77 yards, 0.7 yards per play, 4 more sacks, and almost 7 more minutes of TOPThey lost because of:
3 turnovers
3 of 6 on 4th downYeah, the 4th down stuff. I’ll bet Johnson wishes he had those 3 points from the opening drive. The Rams had some big 4th down stops.
On the other side, I think the Rams were 1/1 on 4th. Like last week, I was yelling at McVay to take the FG, and like last week, he ignored me and went for it. This time they converted, though, and the drive ended with a TD.
ZooeyModeratorThat was a running commentary (so to speak) in chat. Where’s the run game, where’s the run game. It’s a running commentary (so to speak) in twitter. Maybe the post-game articles will come up with something to explain it, other than it just being McVay mishandling playcalling.
And Stafford was way off in that game. Plus, lucky thing that unlike the Rams, the Bears defenders don’t know how to catch the ball. Nacua, under these conditions, was not his usual dominant self, though he came through a number of times (he caught only 50%).
But here’s what I saw that I didn’t expect. Remember earlier in the season when the Rams defense included good secondary play? Well as much as this group can do that, it did it. The secondary was tighter this game than in the last few games.
In the end what won it for the Rams (IMO) were 2 things. The INTs, and Stafford, in spite of a rough game, being steady eddy when it counted. No matter what happened (sacked 4 times, less than 50% completions) he bounced back up and engineered enough scoring drives to win it. It was clear this was not the Rams usual offensive dominance, cause it was in snow and wind and cold on the road…so the game came down to them toughing it out to do just enough to win. For that to happen Stafford had to be unflappable and just keep slugging away. He did it. Remember this is a comeback overtime win for him (comebacks count against ties).
It might sound odd, but I am glad Caleb Williams came through with huge plays. I am glad he was everything he was advertized to be. Including that impossible tying TD at the close of regulation. First, because it was fun to see–in spite of it coming at the Rams expense. But also because this way, the Rams beat them in spite of a good showing by Williams. He wasn’t like Stroud falling apart for the Texans. No, Williams was everything he was supposed to be, but the Rams toughed out a win nevertheless.
I like that post.
I expected this game to feature an emphasis on running, with screens and 10-12 yard passes mixed in, and the occasional “keep-em-honest” shots downfield on 2nd and 2. And here’s Stafford wildly missing receivers again and again. Was it bad traction so WRs didn’t get where they were supposed to? I don’t think so. For the icy conditions, we actually didn’t see a lot of slipping on the field. Cold? Sprained finger? I dunno. Off game from Stafford, though, and another one of those games (which he has cut waaay down on) where McVay seems to call plays like he’s playing Madden in his den. What are you doing? And we’re all very lucky that none of those errant throws came down in the arms of a defender because many of them were not even close.
You’re absolutely right about the secondary play. It was tighter than it’s been since Lake’s injury, and it may not be coincidence that we Lake had his name called out on crucial plays here and there. (How about that highlight tackle?). And as much as – at the time – I had a WTF? reaction to Durant being way off Kmet, that was a tough ask: to track some guy for 20 seconds all over creation. He couldn’t watch Kmet AND Caleb at the same time and that pass did not get thrown in the ordinary amount of time. And you just have to give it up to Caleb Williams. I’m sure you all thought, as I did, when the pocket broke down and Williams went into full retreat that the game was over. That pass had to have single-digit probability of success. It was a ridiculous play. If that had been a game-winner, we would see that highlight from time-to-time for the next 40 years, along with the Immaculate Reception and the Dwight Clark catch. So the secondary was the difference in this game. Credit to the DL for getting relentless pressure (although no sacks) on Williams all night. The defense held Chicago to 17. That’s getting the job done.
And I like your point about Stafford. It’s hard to believe this offense is statistically comparable to the GSOT bc the GSOT looked effortless. This group looks like the lunch pail variety of offense. I have confidence in Stafford. He can have long, ineffective stretches, but there is a “winning time” switch in him. He just cannot be demoralized or rattled.
The Rams nearly got bounced last week, and nearly got bounced this week, but strangely, I never got that sinking feeling in either game.
Next week will be epic.
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