RIP – Chuck Norris

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  • March 20, 2026 at 5:32 pm #162957
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    March 20, 2026 at 11:50 pm #162968
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    The news isn’t all bad, though.

    March 22, 2026 at 8:11 am #162981
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    Chuck Norris counted to infinity — twice.

    There is no theory of evolution, just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

    Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

    When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

    Chuck Norris likes his meat so rare he only eats unicorns.

    Chuck Norris can speak braille.

    Chuck Norris narrates Morgan Freeman’s life.

    When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on. He turns the dark off.

    Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

    Every year on his birthday Chuck Norris chooses one lucky child to throw into the sun.

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    March 22, 2026 at 10:51 am #162985
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    Chuck Norris never did push-ups, he did earth downs.

    Chuck Norris didn’t go to heaven, heaven went to Chuck Norris.

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