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  • in reply to: Do you know what day this is? It is already half over! #20746
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    Cheesecake.

    I make the best cheesecake there is on the planet, as far as I know. Really. I am expected to bring a cheesecake to every single family event, and if I don’t, I catch hell. Seriously. I honestly like my chances of winning at the California State Fair. So I am entering this year because there is apparently actual money involved at the state level. I won $15 at the the county fair which means I broke even. The judges told me to go to State with it because one can actually get money for winning, plus some corporation may pay for the recipe and slap it on their product. Cream cheese, for example. So what the hell. My kids have been entering various artworks for a few years at the fair, and my wife insisted everyone in the family should enter something, so she made her excellent chocolate cake (which won Best of Division for cakes), and I made my excellent cheesecake, and now we’re supposed to go pro, or something. Anyway.

    I think Life of Pi hinges on the island. The entire book is set up in the author’s note with the promise that “I have a story that will make you believe in god.”

    All of Part One, set in India, is about developing Pi’s credibility for telling the story on the lifeboat with Richard Parker in Part Two. Plus it establishes Pi’s love of religion, and his opinion that theists and atheists are brothers because they both go as far as reason will take them, and then they have to take a leap of faith (to believe in god, or to believe there is no god). He criticizes agnostics because they won’t take a leap of faith.

    So then the reader goes along with Pi’s story. Then when he’s talking to the Japanese shipping representatives, they don’t believe him, and ask him for a different story. He tells the other version. Students always hit the ceiling at this point, and go berserk in class. They always want to know which version is true.

    Neither version adds up, though. That’s the problem. And Martel does that deliberately. There is evidence both for and against each version of the story. And the Island is the crux of the question. So the reader has to take a leap of faith either way.

    Pi asks the Japanese men – since it doesn’t matter to the shipping company either way – which version they prefer, and they say they prefer the story with the animals. Pi says, “So it goes with God.”

    Which I interpret to mean that basically since there cannot be absolute conclusive evidence that god exists or god does not exist, that Pi is saying that the rational thing to do is believe in god because that’s the “better story.”

    As for Richard Parker, in the “atheist” version of the story, he is Pi’s “madness,” or will to survive at any cost. It’s no accident that Richard Parker is anthropomorphized with a human name, and that Pi takes on similarities to RP throughout the book (like the way he eats and kills). They are driven closer and closer throughout the book, and once Pi hits Mexico and no longer needs that killer instinct to survive, RP disappears into the jungle.

    I have not seen the movie, so I have nothing to say about that. Except I’ve heard it isn’t good, and as with all movies, crap gets moved around and modified, and people who have read the book hate the movie. As usual.

    in reply to: Do you know what day this is? It is already half over! #20658
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    I just finished teaching Life of Pi to my seniors. They wanted to have a pie day on Friday, but I’m too cruel. So, no.

    And cheesecake is a pie according to the judges at our county fair at which I won Best in Division (pies and pastries and stuff) and Best in Show (all desserts).

    This year, I am going for the State Fair, baby.

    in reply to: "The Trade" — Yes, or No #20623
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    Zooey wrote:
    In the mean time, I can avoid taking a stand on the trade until the time at which I can judge it in hindsight while claiming I was right all along.

    You should post on message boards. Sounds like you are just right for them.

    I’m thinking about doing just that.

    Man, I think I could dominate.

    in reply to: "The Trade" — Yes, or No #20622
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    ok i take that back. i do believe the rams could have gotten a first round pick for bradford, so i’m going to have to rethink this one.

    Yeah, but they couldn’t get a first round pick AND a QB who can start.

    in reply to: "The Trade" — Yes, or No #20616
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    Zooey wrote:
    what cap usage can actually be ascribed to this trade.

    Depends on what you mean by that. They gained 13 M. Actually more like 11+ M because they also took on Foles’s cap hit. Is it possible to figure out which specific players they got or will get with that money? I doubt that’s possible. But in the end, when you tally it all up, they will have had 11 M more in cap space than if he had stayed. Is that decisive? I doubt it. Because along with taking on Foles’s 1+ M contract, they also took on his upcoming free agency. Right now starting qbs up for their 2nd contract get around 19 M. So either they don’t like Foles or that, more or less, is what they will have to pay to keep him.

    .

    I understand there is really no way to figure this out.

    But I can keep the whole matter under investigation in the media, various congressional sub-committees, and in the courts for a year or two. In the mean time, I can avoid taking a stand on the trade until the time at which I can judge it in hindsight while claiming I was right all along.

    in reply to: "The Trade" — Yes, or No #20614
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    I still wanna see what they do with the cap space. And I will need somebody to explain to me what cap usage can actually be ascribed to this trade.

    in reply to: Is Stefen Wisniewski leaving the Raiders to play guard? #20606
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    Zooey wrote:
    Just in terms of positional preference, I would prefer a veteran center over a veteran guard.

    But I don’t know anything about Wiz or Blalock.

    It is scary, though, how eager the Raiders were to move on from Wisniewski.

    Yeah. The scuttlebutt is the Raiders felt like Wiz wasn’t gonna become the “elite” center they wanted. They said he regressed last year. Plus, the Raiders had a crap load of cap space, and Hudson was available.

    So a perfect storm I guess.

    Wiz is gonna end up somewhere, and right now Seattle wants him, bad. That bugs me. I don’t want Seattle to get him. I want their O-line to stink.

    The Rams will have to pay him more than Seattle to get him. Seattle has to be a more desirable destination that St. Louis right now, so I don’t see the Rams getting him.

    in reply to: Fairley #20605
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    Yeah. I’m with ya. I understand the need for good D-lineman in this league, but the Rams have serious needs on the o-line. Why spend money on another DT? Or at least, why spend it right now?

    PFF rates Fairly as “good” overall, whatever that means.

    I’d rather have 2 or 3, “above average” o-lineman than another good DT. right now.

    I don’t know. Maybe Fairly will be a beast. I doubt it, but we’ll see.

    They had only two DTs on the roster. Even with the Fairley signing, they will probably still add another one. What’s more, Fairley – with all his vast upside – is cheaper than keeping Langford would have been.

    Meanwhile the prices are dropping on OL. The cost of resigning Barksdale is going down, not up.

    in reply to: Foles has one year left…future at qb? #20594
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    I wondered that about Bradford, too. If he had a good year with the Rams, what does his next contract look like? Too expensive, for too long?

    But what would the market bear? I wouldn’t think anybody would want to lock him up without playing time incentives being a big part of the deal. I dunno.

    in reply to: Wagoner: Rams mailbag #20591
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    Zooey wrote:
    Herzog was making a crack on JT.
    Cuz he was out of the loop on the Bradford trade.

    I see no reason to defend Her-zog.
    Its a well-known fact he’s been a trouble-maker
    in this quadrant of the galaxy for eons.
    He’s brought down worlds. And boards. Heck
    i remember the board-war he and RamRock started
    on the old Grits-board. No…he’s up to something.
    Bears watching.

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    “I am Wrath. I had neither father nor mother: I leaped out of a lion’s mouth when I was scarce half an hour old, and ever since I have run up and down the world, with this case of rapiers, wounding myself when I had nobody to fight withal. I was born in hell – and look to it, for some of you shall be my father.”
    Christopher Marlowe, Doctor Faustus

    Well, I’ve kept legions of posters busy following me around with mops and brooms to clean up after my smartassery, so I thought it would be brotherly to to return the favor. But maybe it was ill-considered with Herzog. You’re right, he’s probably trying to bring the board down, or something. Someone should alert the media…Bernie, maybe.

    in reply to: Is Stefen Wisniewski leaving the Raiders to play guard? #20590
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    Just in terms of positional preference, I would prefer a veteran center over a veteran guard.

    But I don’t know anything about Wiz or Blalock.

    It is scary, though, how eager the Raiders were to move on from Wisniewski.

    in reply to: Wagoner: Rams mailbag #20561
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    Herzog wrote:
    as if JT knows.

    Just passing along the info.

    Herzog was making a crack on JT. Cuz he was out of the loop on the Bradford trade.

    in reply to: Who Is Nick Foles? #20546
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    How does anybody know how proactive the Rams were? How do we know they didn’t contact the Browns?

    in reply to: Jim Thomas seems a bit grumpy #20410
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    OK, then why lie about it to the local beat reporters? I can see JT’s frustrations.

    Because you don’t want rumors of Bradford’s trade being turned into a media circus. And the only way to control that is to control that. The moment it’s a shared secret, you cannot control how or where it is shared.

    in reply to: Jim Thomas seems a bit grumpy #20408
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    I think I read somewhere that Foles is not much of a vocal leader, either.

    in reply to: Jim Thomas seems a bit grumpy #20405
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    I think this is the source of Fisher’s frustration. If we take that statement as truth, then the Rams were basically selling a line of bull the whole time. And, it’s like they were really in Bradford’s camp the whole time. Which is odd, because why wouldn’t you just stay quiet and give out signals that you were shopping Bradford. Maybe you get more offers.

    Or, the statement above is untrue.

    Maybe JT’s just tired of the bull crap. I could see that.

    You assume NFL executives rely on ESPN for their information about who’s on the market. They all know that PR is a separate thing. I think we can safely bet that there were few, if any, teams surprised by Bradford’s trade.

    in reply to: Jim Thomas seems a bit grumpy #20384
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    A few of us were talking about Thomas 2 or 3 weeks ago. I think he’s been souring on the Rams for a while. He can’t talk to Kroenke, and he’s not liking the stadium/LA/move stuff, and he posted the day before Bradford’s trade that he had a source he trusted inside the building tell him there was nothing going on with Foles.

    He isn’t happy.

    in reply to: Welcome back -X- #20383
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    – X – wrote:
    not all is as it seemed.

    That is a cryptic response given your swan song in which the lyrics lacked ambiguity. Don’t hog the cake.

    I am a big fan of your word choice there.

    Delightful understatement.

    It was so unambiguous, I’m pretty sure the post had a Parental Advisory label slapped on it later.

    I’d say the last time I saw X, he was clutching daggers in both hands, arms dripping blood, and howling at the moon. But that was then, and this is now, and I have rued X’s absence from the board a number of times. He’s a good poster, a Bringer of Good Stuff to the board.

    So, let me say, I’m glad you’re back, X.

    in reply to: should the Rams still draft a qb? #20300
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    Yes.

    BTW, I see Jake Locker is retiring. That’s a surprise. He came out after Bradford.

    in reply to: Bradford to Eagles, Foles to Rams #20275
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    Hold the attitude that, as pujari, you are a servant of the Gods, a channel for the spiritual energies. Only thoughts of God are on your mind as you perform puja, thus enhancing the outpouring of divine blessings. Tradition provides a caution: you should never perform puja during or within 31 days of experiencing severe anger or other deep emotional upset, but it is all right to attend”.

    Given all of the raw emotion and angst over “The Trade”, I’m thinking you probably wanna steer away from this. At least 31 days. It does say you can attend, just not do your own. Maybe start slow, and work up to something next month, or after OTA’s begin.

    Ah, GEEZ, that pisses me off. I already bought the camphor lamp.

    Damn, Damn, Damn.

    in reply to: Tweets – 3/11 free agency and stuff #20274
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    So…is Dunbar gone? Is/was he a FA? I don’t recall seeing his name this off-season.

    in reply to: 5 days ago who knew we would post this #20260
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    in reply to: Tweets – 3/11 free agency and stuff #20256
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    Guys, I’m getting old. But I do watch pre-season games. And I don’t really remember this Keenum guy. If a die hard Ram fan doesn’t remember him at all … does that mean he’s pretty forgettable?

    I think they picked him up during the season, after Hill got hurt.

    in reply to: Tweets – 3/11 free agency and stuff #20250
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    They may not be happy with Brockers, but the interest in Fairley does not mean that. It means they need more DTs since they lost Langford. They have only 7 DL now, I think: Long, Quinn, Sims, Hayes, Brockers, Donald, and Westbrook. ‘Tisn’t enough.

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    Do they not know Bradford is not allowed
    to have weapons.

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    He can have a RB.

    It’s WRs he can’t have. And – not that I follow Philly closely – but I understand they have been clearing the roster of receiving threats.

    in reply to: Bradford to Eagles, Foles to Rams #20154
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    I had it all worked out from my little GM seat on the couch – the Rams would pick up a couple of water buffaloes for the OL, and Bradford would come back to top form, throwing successfully to a not bad group of receivers.

    Now that that little bubble has burst, the OL is still a concern. Foles is coming off an injury, and it has been said that he is not good under pressure. Hope they keep him safe and happy.

    Think he’ll be “horns-worthy”?

    Yeah. I was looking forward to seeing Bradford in a decent environment, too.

    I think Foles will be one of those quarterbacks I will have to think hard to remember in ten years when we try to list all of the QBs who started between Warner and Whoever.

    But I’m going to do a little Ganesh puja tomorrow, and hope for the best.

    in reply to: Question for anyone who does not like the deal #20149
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    bradford is only better than foles if he actually plays.

    my expectation is that bradford doesn’t even start the season.

    He played in the pre-season last year with two months less recovery time than he has had this time. The only way he doesn’t start the season is if he gets hurt AGAIN. But maybe that’s what you meant.

    in reply to: Tweets – 3/11 free agency and stuff #20147
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    Per Jim Thomas: Rams have reached out to Detroit DT Nick Fairly. No visit scheduled as of yet.

    DT? That’s the wrong side of the ball,ain’t it? S’post ta be OL, OL and then OL.

    They lost Langford.

    in reply to: Foles is not elevating this team #20106
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    Go back through history and find examples of quarterbacks who did well with only five offensive linemen on the team. I’ll save you the time.

    There aren’t any.

    So to blame Foles for the lack of offensive production at this point is just ridiculous.

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    I bet there aren’t many starting NFL QBs whose parents have greater net worth than they do.

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