Who improved their stock the most during pro day?

nittany ram wrote:

Not sure about how much weight to give the judgement that someone is a better football player than previously thought based on watching him run around in shorts and a tank top.

Posters should have pro days.

Though those would be verbal. It would not matter what they wore.

Example: You’re in the chat room during a game. Rams are down by 4 with a minute to go in the 4th quarter. They’re inside the 3 and it’s 4th down–a TD wins it, a failed play and they lose. The qb fumbles the snap. Which 19th century novelist or philosopher, or Star Trek episode, do you spontaneously quote at that point to fully register the range and complexity of your response?

My answer: none. I go for droll understated irony based on feigned naivety. Like for example, “they still have one more shot, right?”

nittany ram wrote:

I would combine my singular wit with a vague historical reference…”that was the worst call since Sir John Franklin decided to forego an extra pair of socks…”

To be fair, “WTF?! Nooo!” is a perfectly valid response too.

Interesting though that you assumed somehow that an execution error was a playcalling issue.

I dunno, Nittany. I dunno. Have to take points off for that…..

nittany ram wrote:

zn wrote:

Interesting though that you assumed somehow that an execution error was a playcalling issue.

I dunno, Nittany. I dunno. Have to take points off for that…..

Very well, Mr. Stickler. Then I amend my response to, “That was the poorest execution since Henry the VIII had Lady Margaret de la Pole put to death by the hands of an inexperienced executioner in 1541.”

Thanks. Sorry to force a change, but I didn’t write the rules.