They're taking Wentz: The Dani Klupenger Theory

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  • April 21, 2016 at 11:58 pm #42377
    PA Ram
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    Okay–maybe I’ve lost my mind but watch these two interviews with Dani Klupenger–one with Goff–one with Wentz when they visited the Rams.

    She’s very happy and bright eyed and almost ecstatic with Wentz. Scenes are shown of Wentz walking around with Fisher–meeting people–shaking Tru’s hand.

    Then on Goff’s interview she seems to be going through the motion. The smile is forced. No scenes with Fisher. Looks like Goff got the B tour.

    So…judge for yourself. Maybe I’ve just had too much time to think about this but here ya go:

    Goff:

    http://www.therams.com/videos/videos/Rams_Exclusive_with_Jared_Goff/8295fdbc-8c38-43b8-869d-0fc91897afb8

    Wentz:

    http://www.therams.com/news-and-events/article-1/Five-Takeaways-Carson-Wentzs-Visit-with-the-Rams/4633e13b-5cf4-4a9f-9236-8f38a625de34

    Dani Klupenger knows. SHE KNOWS!!!!!!

    "Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away. " Philip K. Dick

    April 22, 2016 at 1:28 am #42378
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    or maybe that’s what she wants you to think.

    i will say this. goff didn’t seem very engaged in the interview. like he already knew he wasn’t the pick…

    April 22, 2016 at 6:45 am #42379
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    PA Ram wrote:

    Okay–maybe I’ve lost my mind but watch these two interviews with Dani Klupenger–one with Goff–one with Wentz when they visited the Rams.

    She’s very happy and bright eyed and almost ecstatic with Wentz. Scenes are shown of Wentz walking around with Fisher–meeting people–shaking Tru’s hand.

    Then on Goff’s interview she seems to be going through the motion. The smile is forced. No scenes with Fisher. Looks like Goff got the B tour.

    So…judge for yourself. Maybe I’ve just had too much time to think about this but here ya go:
    …

    Dani Klupenger knows. SHE KNOWS!!!!!!

    But, if you play both interviews backwards,
    at the same time, you can clearly hear
    her say, “Its Paxton Lynch.”

    w
    v

    April 22, 2016 at 6:51 am #42380
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    wv wrote:
    PA Ram wrote:

    Okay–maybe I’ve lost my mind but watch these two interviews with Dani Klupenger–one with Goff–one with Wentz when they visited the Rams.

    She’s very happy and bright eyed and almost ecstatic with Wentz. Scenes are shown of Wentz walking around with Fisher–meeting people–shaking Tru’s hand.

    Then on Goff’s interview she seems to be going through the motion. The smile is forced. No scenes with Fisher. Looks like Goff got the B tour.

    So…judge for yourself. Maybe I’ve just had too much time to think about this but here ya go:
    …

    Dani Klupenger knows. SHE KNOWS!!!!!!

    But, if you play both interviews backwards,
    at the same time, you can clearly hear
    her say, “Its Paxton Lynch.”

    w
    v

    Great catch! I thought the words didn’t quite match their lips. I still believe the answer lies somewhere in my Lindy’s Draft Guide. Right now I’m circling every third word in the Rams preview section.

    "Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away. " Philip K. Dick

    April 22, 2016 at 7:01 am #42381
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    At the very beginning of the interview Wentz makes a faux pas that removes any and all doubt that he will be the pick. Dani says “Welcome to California” and Wentz replies, “It’s gonna be good…I’m happy to be here, happy to be here.” He was clearly about to say “It’s gonna be good to be here…” implying that the deal was already done and he was going to be a Ram.

    Plus there’s the part where he let’s it slip that he’s been assigned John Hadl’s old locker in the Coliseum’s locker room.

    April 22, 2016 at 8:28 am #42382
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    Dani says no to small hands.

    The upside to being a Rams fan is heartbreak.

    Sprinkles are for winners.

    April 22, 2016 at 9:00 am #42385
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    i think i saw jalen ramsey duck out of the camera shot at the 0:45 mark of the carson wentz interview…

    April 22, 2016 at 10:17 am #42388
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    PA Ram wrote:

    Right now I’m circling every third word in the Rams preview section.

    I already did that.

    It says “The Higgs Boson is awesome but it’s NOT responsible for most of your mass.”

    Not sure what that means, but it seems to lean toward the heavier of the 2 qbs.

    April 22, 2016 at 5:37 pm #42405
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    zn wrote:
    PA Ram wrote:

    Right now I’m circling every third word in the Rams preview section.

    I already did that.

    It says “The Higgs Boson is awesome but it’s NOT responsible for most of your mass.”

    Not sure what that means, but it seems to lean toward the heavier of the 2 qbs.

    —————-

    Ahh. Analytics.

    w
    v

    April 22, 2016 at 6:42 pm #42406
    Isiah58
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    Never in my years of watching football have I seen such foolishness.
    Going back to the early seventies, draft gurus have been trying
    to discern who is capable of playing in the NFL, but to
    give into this nonsense is a fool’s errand. When
    you try and predict NFL success based on college performance, toss
    up your hands and throw darts or flip coins. Past success
    never seems to align with future football performance. Try
    going to a Vegas casino and betting on the roll of the dice, or
    to a carnival and attempt to throw the ball in the fish bowl.
    Let me be the first to say I have tried, and I am sure all of
    you have tried as well, to “scout” whether a player’s stock is up or
    down, but I am telling you right now its all a waste of time.

    “Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals! Except the weasel.” - Homer Simpson

    April 22, 2016 at 7:04 pm #42408
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    Isiah58 wrote:

    Never in my years of watching football have I seen such foolishness.

    But then how often have you tried the Dani Klupenger method?

    April 22, 2016 at 7:27 pm #42410
    Isiah58
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    Come on, Zack, surely you got my post!

    “Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals! Except the weasel.” - Homer Simpson

    April 22, 2016 at 7:46 pm #42411
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    Isiah58 wrote:

    Come on, Zack, surely you got my post!

    Yes I did! I responded in kind I thought.

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