the one-shot tweets thread (diff'rent stuff, funny angry interesting)

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No way… pic.twitter.com/Ev6pLn552y

— Rex Chapman🏇🏼 (@RexChapman) February 24, 2020

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Someone DREW A CARTOON of Greta Thunberg, a teenager, being violently raped. Naturally, some oilfield companymen decided to PRINT IT ON A PROMO STICKER WITH THEIR LOGO. Men love to laughingly remind us that if we speak out, we deserve what’s coming to us. https://t.co/DusntoCTIh

— feminist next door (@emrazz) February 28, 2020

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She has some advice for you ladies 💀 pic.twitter.com/AOTn0JXuii

— 🇧🇧 (@rahm3sh) March 5, 2020

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*Bernie drops f-bomb and lashes out at pandemic which may kill millions*

Neolibs: The attitude! He’ll never have my vote!

*Biden lashing out at union auto-worker, calls him fat and challenges him to a push-up contest*

Neolibs: Presidential

— K. Rosef (@kayrosef) March 18, 2020

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summer goth@NicCageMatch
Just heard a guy at the dog park tell his dog “NO!” and then more quietly, “We talked about this!”

[Zooey]

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Zooey, post the image from imgur without putting it through the “img” app here, just put it naked in the post box.

Also, on imgur when you get share codes you use the bbc. codes and what you get from that ought to post as is.

[Zooey]

Like this?

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Zooey wrote:

Like this?

Like that.

Oh and great pic.

[Zooey]

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“Every Billionaire is a policy failure”

In case you missed @AOC on @maddow last night here’s a short clip: pic.twitter.com/TMcM2moQZY

— Every Billionaire Is A Policy Failure (@DanRiffle) April 22, 2020

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It’s 4:43 in the morning and I’m laughing out loud https://t.co/ICcsYSn0ok

— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) April 24, 2020

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How to medical pic.twitter.com/0EDqJcy38p

— Sarah Cooper (@sarahcpr) April 24, 2020

It’s 4:43 in the morning and I’m laughing out loud https://t.co/ICcsYSn0ok

— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) April 24, 2020

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Dave Dameshek@Dameshek
My feelings are hurt: I got a journalism degree and have worked in media for 20 years…and yet not ONE coastal elite has pulled me aside to let me in all on the vast conspiracies orchestrated by the MSM (which, from what I’ve learned online, is ACTUALLY the deep state).

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McKay Coppins@mckaycoppins
One of the weirdest features of our discourse is how people who fire off ranty, unhinged takes on Twitter then demand careful, nuanced responses from people who disagree and act like martyrs when it doesn’t happen.

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When Donald Trump starts gasping and wheezing from COVID-19, I’m going to make it my ringtone.

— Middle Age Riot (@middleageriot) May 11, 2020

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The recurring phrase, now excised from most modern cuts of old films was “Free White and 21”. A boast that the person was “Beholden to no one”. An offensive script line that was nonetheless true and accurate. Here’s a compilation:https://t.co/611PiPOxwr

— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) May 19, 2020

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[nittany ram]

A good explanation why antibody testing for Covid-19 is and will always be problematic. Even when an antibody test has a high sensitivity and specificity, positive results will be unreliable in a disease with a relatively low prevalence like Covid-19.

I wrote out an explanation, with a spreadsheet that can be downloaded and edited: https://t.co/osty4at54O

— Moebius Stripper (@moebius_strip) May 20, 2020

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A mother’s courage is limitless… pic.twitter.com/0hNUZLqqh9

— Rex Chapman🏇🏼 (@RexChapman) May 21, 2020

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Zooey wrote:

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I dunno though. I think the Corporate-Media would smear a leftist Veggie like Cauliflower.

They would get behind processed meat, I think. Or maybe Wheaties.

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Zooey wrote:

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I dunno though. I think the Corporate-Media would smear a leftist Veggie like Cauliflower.

They would get behind processed meat, I think. Or maybe Wheaties.

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Sure, but they don’t take the cauliflower threat seriously yet. Besides, processed meat has consensus backing among the power establishment.

[Zooey]

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Her car became submerged during heavy rains. This guy jumped-in, pulled her from the vehicle JUST IN TIME — then went back under to save her dog.

Not all heroes wear capes…❤️🌎 pic.twitter.com/Wgy3iaznoR

— Rex Chapman🏇🏼 (@RexChapman) March 9, 2020

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Conan O’Brien@ConanOBrien
God is looking down on humans right now thinking, “Damn. Maybe I should try dinosaurs again?”

NYTXannie@NytXannie
I’m glad this isn’t one of those Star Trek episodes where some superior alien race is judging our character…and if we fail……well we would definitely fail.

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