the one-shot tweets thread (diff'rent stuff, funny angry interesting)

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You: Pardon me
Me: What
You: You’re standing on my foot
Me: I don’t think so
You: You are
Me: I don’t have a standing on feet bone in my body
You: If you just look—
Me: So now I can’t even stand
You: No it’s just that—
Me: You have to be SO CAREFUL these days where you stand—GOD

— A.R. Moxon (Julius Goat) (@JuliusGoat) August 26, 2019

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Phil Donahue was popular with women among other reasons, because he let them talk on his show. It was new, at the time — letting women talk on tv.

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Mondays, amirite?💪🤷‍♂️😳😱🤭 pic.twitter.com/pX3CTlIiqs

— Rex Chapman🏇🏼 (@RexChapman) August 26, 2019

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CNN in the same hour:

Warren's 1st in the new Monmouth poll & had a huge crowd of 15k

Bernie's in the top 3, but the poll could be an outlier & crowd sizes don't matter

REMINDER: Bernie won the poll, has the most volunteers, donors, $, & diverse support & easily beats Trump.

— Pat the Berner🌹 (@PatTheBerner) August 26, 2019

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Typical Twitter argument pic.twitter.com/nPS23rvdqP

— Carl Gustav (@CaptYonah) August 26, 2019

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This didn't go as planned 🙃 pic.twitter.com/3UkRKHjqsv

— SportsNation (@SportsNation) August 28, 2019

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Choose your pranks wisely… pic.twitter.com/J0BkJOu1NV

— Rex Chapman🏇🏼 (@RexChapman) August 30, 2019

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Fantastic…💪😏😂🔥🔥 pic.twitter.com/tC6HBslCiW

— Rex Chapman🏇🏼 (@RexChapman) August 31, 2019

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Im a fucking Jew. I do not need Jesus. I need you to make it easier to vote and harder to murder you craven theocrat. https://t.co/2fjrFGLp9s

— David M. Perry (@Lollardfish) September 1, 2019

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“God-given rights?” Where in the Bible do guns appear? Gtfoh https://t.co/H3eYSQzxry

— Wynnde (@wynnde13) September 1, 2019

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Police left this white murder suspect unharmed as he resisted arrest, chased them while naked, and choked a bystander.

Meanwhile, police violence is a leading cause of death for young Black men in America. pic.twitter.com/esosf9QSsZ

— NowThis (@nowthisnews) September 4, 2019

[JackPMiller]

[nittany ram]

Remember Tanya McDowell?

She got 12 yrs for sending her son to school in Norwalk CT while she ‘lived’ in Bridgeport. She was homeless.

She was convicted of “stealing“ an education.

Felicity Huffman gets 30 days for bribing her daughter into college.#CollegeCheatingScandal pic.twitter.com/Sr40Oxh40R

— Bishop Talbert Swan (@TalbertSwan) September 9, 2019

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This is an actual quote from Joe Biden last night. pic.twitter.com/Iz3RPlyjhD

— Walker Bragman (@WalkerBragman) September 13, 2019

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My daughter didn’t hide in a fucking closet for 3 hours because someone was hunting and murdering her classmates with a skateboard. Asshole. https://t.co/MYnp60KeSf

— Barry Schapiro MD (@bschapiroMD) September 15, 2019

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Just got this from a student this afternoon.

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I want to be in the meeting where this idea was proposed pic.twitter.com/Bf5KpQF716

— Tariq Rauf (@tariqrauf) September 18, 2019

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THE ACCURACY! 🍺

(via @LovoCristian) pic.twitter.com/Eaj00sVHK0

— ESPN (@espn) September 21, 2019

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”People are suffering, people are dying, entire ecosystems are collapsing. We are in the beginning of a mass extinction and all you can talk about is money and fairytales of eternal economic growth.” Watch Greta Thunberg speak at the UN Monday morning. https://t.co/Akkxm9sXdr pic.twitter.com/ahHKlhbYaE

— WIRED (@WIRED) September 23, 2019

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Don’t litter…💪😍⚽️😏🔥 pic.twitter.com/Xdw1h5H3xO

— Rex Chapman🏇🏼 (@RexChapman) September 28, 2019

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A marine biologist films this octopus changing colors while dreaming and it’s spectacular pic.twitter.com/hrHaYdVnsc

— Domenico Calia (@CaliaDomenico) September 27, 2019

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Work smarter not harder! 🐶🐑🐑 pic.twitter.com/x2YSwe4lX1

— Sαbilα (@sabiila_) September 29, 2019

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I COULD NEVER WORK WITH COPS LIKE THIS: Police repeatedly punched this Black teen for ‘resisting’ — but new bodycam footage shows otherwise pic.twitter.com/9GztBr6Y6t

— Tomthunkit™ (@TomthunkitsMind) October 3, 2019

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The GOP Tax Cut Trickle Down Has Arrived: Worker Bonuses Went Up One Penny in 2018@GOP @realDonaldTrump AND AMERICA LOST 600,000 MANUFACTURING JOBS TO TRUMP TARIFFShttps://t.co/G6q6OT0gCp

— Rodney Latstetter (@proviewsusa) October 3, 2019

[nittany ram]

pic.twitter.com/Iy0ii4oc1l

— The OG Devil's Agvocate™️ 🇺🇸 (aka Michelle) (@MGigger) October 3, 2019

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Why aren’t the subways functional? Why is college so expensive? Why is your health insurance premium so high? Why don’t you have a pension? This is the answer. https://t.co/TlMliOHlwt

— Sam Biederman (@Biedersam) October 7, 2019

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Same shot…the normal skin tone is CBS…the red faced skin tone is CNN…this is modern day PSYOPS. Especially with a weak minded populace like we have here.#Bernie2020 https://t.co/gyLy8Y7INF

— Mike4SFmayor 🌹 (@CaccioppoliMike) October 11, 2019

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The floor routine of the most decorated woman in world gymnastics championships history: @Simone_Biles 🥇#Stuttgart2019 pic.twitter.com/W3rSS6EX6z

— #TokyoOlympics (@NBCOlympics) October 8, 2019

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i made $18k one year and had to pay $3,500 in taxes what the fuck are you talking about "people under $50k don't pay taxes" https://t.co/Z0WxzWMsOv

— ghost wife (@eponawest) October 11, 2019

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I can’t get over this. He’s running 4.5 minute miles for 26.2 miles straight. For reference, if you run on a treadmill, he’s running on speed 13+ for 26 miles. This is beyond comprehension. https://t.co/KzAgwfN7eP

— Scott Hechinger (@ScottHech) October 12, 2019

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