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    Zooey
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    Poll: 89% Of Illegal Immigrants Would Prefer Path To Corporate Status
    NEWS IN BRIEF • Immigration • News • ISSUE 50•34 • Aug 29, 2014

    WASHINGTON—A new survey published Friday by Gallup researchers revealed that an overwhelming majority of illegal immigrants residing in the U.S. support changes to the naturalization process that would create a clear pathway to corporate status. “Nearly nine in 10 poll respondents noted that while citizenship would be nice, being recognized instead as a corporation would provide them with the fullest benefits of residing in the United States,” said lead researcher Megan Alvarez, adding that the overwhelming majority of the nation’s undocumented immigrants hoped to one day become a legal corporate entity and receive generous government subsidies and robust political representation. “Nearly everyone we surveyed agreed that paying minimal taxes and being exempt from governmental oversight was what American freedom really meant.” The poll also revealed that the majority of Americans were opposed to the idea, claiming that corporate status was a privilege reserved for the small minority of residents who were already wealthy and prosperous.

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    Mackeyser
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    The onion… both impresses and depresses… at the same time.

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    wv
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    The onion… both impresses and depresses… at the same time.

    Yup. Much like Tom Tomorrow
    who zooey willfully refuses
    to post anymore.

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    Zooey
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    &Mackeyser wrote:
    The onion… both impresses and depresses… at the same time.

    Yup. Much like Tom Tomorrow
    who zooey willfully refuses
    to post anymore.

    w
    v

    Well…75% of the purpose of posting Tom Tomorrow was to amuse myself watching mjr and thordaddy explode.

    TT

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