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  • #43347
    Avatar photowv
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    I dunno who Lester Holt is, btw.

    #43348
    Avatar photowv
    Participant

    I meant to post this one instead of double posting the other one:

    #43358
    bnw
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    I’ve never heard of him.

    The upside to being a Rams fan is heartbreak.

    Sprinkles are for winners.

    #43364
    Mackeyser
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    I thought he killed and the media bitches have never been able to take a joke.

    The same sellout pieces of shit who’ve GIVEN Trump the Republican Nomination with over $2B of free media…

    The room groaned and moaned…

    I, my wife and my kids were laughing so hard we had to stop the dvr multiple times…

    Larry Wilmore was a boss.

    Only other guy to do it right like that was Stephen Colbert in 2006.

    Funny, room didn’t like him, either. Coincidence? I don’t think so…

    Sports is the crucible of human virtue. The distillate remains are human vice.

    #43376
    Avatar photoZooey
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    And again I agree with Mack right down the line. The problem was, of course, that everything he said was true. He didn’t even have to use hyperbole, or distort things at all. At least the clip I saw (elsewhere).

    Interesting to me was that neither Obama nor Wilmore took a serious shot at Sanders. The jokes each of them dropped on him were pretty soft.

    Wolf Blitzer’s face was priceless. This multi-millionaire asshole celebrities take themselves seriously as journalists when they are a disgrace to the profession.

    #43384
    PA Ram
    Participant

    I loved Obama’s joke when he was talking about journalists leaving.

    “Jake Tapper is also leaving journalisim. He’s going to work at CNN.”

    He didn’t like THAT joke. But they all know it. The politicians know it–the journalists know it. They all know it.

    "Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away. " Philip K. Dick

    #43389
    Avatar photowv
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    I thought he killed and the media bitches have never been able to take a joke.

    The same sellout pieces of shit who’ve GIVEN Trump the Republican Nomination with over $2B of free media…

    The room groaned and moaned…

    I, my wife and my kids were laughing so hard we had to stop the dvr multiple times…

    Larry Wilmore was a boss.

    Only other guy to do it right like that was Stephen Colbert in 2006.

    Funny, room didn’t like him, either. Coincidence? I don’t think so…

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    Willmore and John Oliver are awesome. The two best tv-voices
    on my computer. Maybe there are others out there
    on the tv-airwaves but those two are the only great
    ones i know about.

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    #43401
    Avatar photoZooey
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    I loved Obama’s joke when he was talking about journalists leaving.

    “Jake Tapper is also leaving journalisim. He’s going to work at CNN.”

    He didn’t like THAT joke. But they all know it. The politicians know it–the journalists know it. They all know it.

    Exactly. They don’t laugh because it’s true.

    If it was obviously false, they would all find it funny.

    Like it’s funny when you, I don’t know, make a joke about a man who is famously devoted to his wife being unfaithful to her with all the young women around. Everybody laughs.

    But if the guy is well-known to have cheated on his wife multiple times, you get a lot of throats clearing and plastic smiles.

    The 4th estate has completely lost its way. It’s been seduced by money and glamour, just like the democrat party, and everybody knows it. Once a year or so, they gather at the White House to be reminded they are complete asshat sellouts.

    #43428
    Mackeyser
    Moderator

    great thread!!!

    Sports is the crucible of human virtue. The distillate remains are human vice.

    #43434
    Avatar photowv
    Participant

    Which one of these quotes doesn’t quite fit with the others?

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    “Freedom of the press belongs to those who own one.”
    ― A.J. Liebling

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    The American press exists for one purpose only, and that is to convince Americans that they are living in the greatest and most envied country in the history of the world. The Press tells the American people how awful every other country is and how wonderful the United States is and how evil communism is and how happy they should be to have freedom to buy seven different sorts of detergent.”
    ― Gore Vidal

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    “In America the majority raises formidable barriers around the liberty of opinion; within these barriers an author may write what he pleases, but woe to him if he goes beyond them. Alexis de Toqueville
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    Top Journalist: “We are intellectual prostitutes”

    John Swinton, the foremost journalist of his day, was asked to toast an independent press at a New York banquet given in his honour by other journalists. His response was clear and forthright:

    “There is no such thing, at this stage of the world’s history in America, as an independent press. You know it and I know it. There is not one of you who dare write your honest opinions, and if you did, you know beforehand that it would never appear in print. I am paid weekly for keeping my honest opinions out of the paper I am connected with. Other of you are paid similar salaries for similar things, and any of you who would be foolish as to write honest opinions would be out on the streets looking for another job. If I allowed my honest opinions to appear in one issue of my papers, before twenty-four hours my occupation would be gone.

    “The business of the journalist is to destroy the truth, to lie outright, to pervert, to vilify, to fawn at the feet of mammon, and to sell his country and his race for his daily bread. You know it and I know it, and what folly is this toasting an independent press? We are the jumping jacks, they pull the strings and we dance. Our talents, our possibilities and our lives are all the property of other men.

    “We are intellectual prostitutes.”
    John Swinton, New York 1890.

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