I made a corporate pumpkin pie just now.
Canned Pumpkin. Canned milk. 2 Corporately-tortured-factory-Eggs. Corporate frozen deep-dish-pie-crust.
Redi-whip canned whip cream.
I preheated the oven to 450 degrees in honor of global-warming.
And now, i am going to eat the whole entire damn thing. No-one can stop me.
I made a corporate pumpkin pie just now.
Canned Pumpkin. Canned milk. 2 Corporately-tortured-factory-Eggs. Corporate frozen deep-dish-pie-crust.
Redi-whip canned whip cream.
I preheated the oven to 450 degrees in honor of global-warming.
And now, i am going to eat the whole entire damn thing. No-one can stop me.