Happy Birthday PA Ram

Happy b-day, Pa.

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and many more.

PA Ram wrote:

What–the–hey, well…this is quite unexpected! Thank you everyone. You really shouldn’t have by which I mean–YES–you ABSOLUTELY should have. Man–we sure are gettin’ old. Where does the time go?

Technically I guess it doesn’t really go anywhere and it’s all relative anyway. But my goal over the next several years is to train myself to live outside of TIME. Sure–it’s a bit lofty but it’s that or learn how to juggle chainsaws. My wife will NOT let me bring chainsaws into the house so…

Anyway–thanks all and of course–as always…GO RAMS!!!!!

You know, I was gonna say that I’d prefer to spend the evening with birthday girl Helena Bonham Carter over you, but your humility is just so awe-inspiring, that…

Never mind.

Look, as the board socialist-anarchist-cake-examiner,
It is my job to make sure Pa-Ram cuts fair-and-equal pieces
for all of us. I have measured all the pieces of CAKE so far,
and it appears that Pa-Ram has given himself the biggest piece of Cake.
In fact PA-Ram’s piece of cake is 90 percent of the entire cake.
Then the rest of us have pieces that amount to less than One percent of the cake.

I call for a Cake-Revolution. This kind of cake-a-tocracy cannot be allowed
to stand. I call for a Redistribution of the Cake.

I mean, does PA really think we will fall for his “well if I get 90 percent of the cake, that means many many crumbs will fall to the rest of you” routine?

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The Duke would be spinning in his grave if he knew he shared a birthday with a peace-luvin’ commie Amish person such as yourself.

And to that I say, ‘Good!’

Happy b-day, my fellow Pennsylvanian.

Happy Birthday PA – in honor of your birthday I’m gonna go crazy and stay up way too late in the evening celebrating – maybe as late as 9:30 PM even.

Thanks to everyone!

This has been the best 54th birthday I’ve ever had. Sure there are those bitter about the size of the piece of cake I got–I get it, believe me. But in all fairness, there were plenty of beans for everyone. Some may think that Zooey had too many beans and I think we can all agree on that but in all fairness does any of that excuse wv ram’s odd behavior? I mean–bringing in monkeys to discuss Roe V. Wade as entertainment? Maybe this goes over big at legal conventions but for a birthday party? Also–did they really settle anything? All they did was swing golf clubs at each other.

I did appreciate Nittany showing up with a horse and buggy but the Amish family he buggy-jacked seemed really frightened and confused about the whole thing.

I do want to thank zn for the party favors but it may have been just a little cheap to give out bumper stickers that said “Pa” which is cool–but it was obvious he just used magic marker to black out “Le and ge” leaving just the Pa in the middle. I guess those Lepage bumper stickers are popular in Maine–but he did tear quite a few of them peeling them off cars. I’m not sure they’ll stick again.

Still–thanks to everyone and I do not know who is next on the birthday list but I just want to make sure that I call the biggest piece of cake now. It’s just what I do. And it’s all legal. Just ask the Roe V. Wade monkeys. 🙂

Happy belated birthday PA.!