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  • September 18, 2022 at 1:21 pm #140645
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    aria aber@AriaAber
    being a poet is really astonishing. you earn nothing, you do everything yourself, nobody takes you seriously, your craft gets treated as the least important in the publishing industry, and yet everyone expects you to know what the meaning of life is
    September 21, 2022 at 2:17 pm #140747
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    November 8, 2022 at 12:38 pm #141573
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    Old joke.

    Itā€™s 3 AM. A woman paces angrily in her house waiting for her physicist husband to come home. Finally he does. As he walks through the door she glares and demands ā€œwhere have you been!?ā€ Sheepishly, the physicist husband tries to explain himself. He says, ā€œwell my colleagues and I went out just for a friendly drink. A group of women invited us to join them, so we did. We drank and had fun talking and it got a little flirty. I got swept up in the moment and one thing led to another. I ended up making out with one of the women we met.ā€

    His wife listens impatiently, arms crossed, furiously tapping her foot the whole time. When he finishes, she blurts out ā€œLiar! LIAR! You were in the lab again werenā€™t you!

    November 12, 2022 at 12:57 am #141611
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    November 12, 2022 at 3:02 pm #141622
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    Ted McCormick@mccormick_ted
    I don’t mean to be nihilistic, but Elon’s catastrophic difficulty in buying and maintaining a preexisting, fully functional website suggests there may be slight delays in his creation of a new world on another planet
    November 19, 2022 at 3:13 pm #141730
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    November 22, 2022 at 4:21 pm #141788
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    David Blackwell (quora)
    The USA, the only country in the world with health control and gun care.
    November 25, 2022 at 5:32 pm #141825
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    November 29, 2022 at 11:57 am #141876
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    April 21, 2023 at 11:06 pm #143519
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    April 23, 2023 at 10:45 pm #143524
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    from Quora

    A new wine taster

    The wine taster at an old vineyard died. A homeless guy, looking ragged and dirty, came to apply. He persuaded the manager to give him a try.

    The guy was given a glass of wine. He swirled, smelled, sipped, and spit.

    “It’s a red wine, Merlot, three years old, grown on the South Slope and matured in oak barrels.” He said.

    “Impressive,” said the manager.

    The man is given another.

    “Still a red wine, Cabernet, eight years old, from the Northeast slope, stored in steel vats.”

    The manager was amazed.

    He winked at his secretary.

    The secretary understood and brought out a glass of urine.

    The drunkard tasted it and said.

    “It’s a blonde, 27 years old, three months pregnant, and if I don’t get this job, I’ll tell who the father is!”

    April 26, 2023 at 2:58 am #143540
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