Mummicide

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  • #52342
    wv
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    I got wv-mom three little sets of Mums.
    Burnt-orange, Reddish, and Yellow Mums.

    But, My house is mainly in the shade
    so the onliest sunny spot i could find to put them in temporarily,
    was in my driveway.

    Right behind my car.

    Yes.

    Flattened Mums. That is what i have now.

    Perfectly flat yellow, red and orange Mums.

    Flat as the Rams when they played the Giants.

    Flat as a White-Walker stomped by a Giant.

    I peeled them off the concrete and pushed and squeezed on
    all four sides of the plastic pots, and I tried to
    resuscitate their dimensions. The pots and the dirt
    are now fully roundly dimensional again — but the Mums
    are still flat. Blades of Mums in pots. Two-dimensional
    soul-less rigid ex-Mums.

    Looks like Mummicide.

    w
    v

    #52357
    nittany ram
    Moderator

    According to the NCS (National Chrysanthemum Society)- widely regarded as the leading experts on the sunlight requirements of mums and other mum-like plants (mumanoids), those mums you bought only require 3 hours of direct sun per day.

    Your mums were in no immediate danger in the shade. As a matter of fact, they weren’t in any danger at all until you carelessly placed them behind the wheels of your car. Ironic how your desperation to save the mums actually led to their demise. Poetic, huh?

    Oh how they must have screamed in terror and pain as your 2 ton deathwagon slowly backed over them. I’m just glad flowers scream at decibel levels inaudible to the human ear. At least the neighborhood children were spared a lifetime of night terrors from the tortured shrieks you squeezed from the mums as you crushed them with your car.

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    #52362
    wv
    Participant

    ..Ironic how your desperation to save the mums actually led to their demise. Poetic, huh?

    Oh how they must have screamed in terror and pain as your 2 ton deathwagon slowly backed over them. I’m just glad flowers scream at decibel levels inaudible to the human ear. At least the neighborhood children were spared a lifetime of night terrors from the tortured shrieks you squeezed from the mums as you crushed them with your car.

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    And another thing. Photo Synthesis — If mums and other screaming flowers, eat light, then why doesn’t it get darker and darker as more and more flowers eat more and more light?

    Maybe its a good thing to run over mums. More light for the rest of us.

    w
    v

    “….Last night, after a day in the garden, I asked Robin to explain (again) photosynthesis to me. I can’t take in this business of _eating light_ and turning it into stem and thorn and flower…

    I would not call this meditation, sitting in the back garden. Maybe I would call it eating light. Mystical traditions recognize two kinds of practice: _apophatic mysticism_, which is the dark surrender of Zen, the Via Negativa of John of the Cross, and _kataphatic mysticism, less well defined: an openhearted surrender to the beauty of creation.
    Maybe Francis of Assissi was, on the whole, a kataphatic mystic, as was Thérèse of Lisieux in her exuberant momemnts: but the fact is, kataphatic mysticism has low status in religious circles. Francis and Thérèse were made, really made, any mother superior will let you know, in the dark nights of their lives: no more of this throwing off your clothes and singing songs and babbling about the shelter of God’s arms.

    When I was twelve and had my first menstrual period, my grandmother took me aside and said, ‘Now your childhood is over. You will never really be happy again.’ That is pretty much how some spiritual directors treat the transition from kataphatic to apophatic mysticism.

    But, I’m sorry, I’m going to sit here every day the sun shines and eat this light. Hung in the bell of desire.”

    ― Mary Rose O’Reilley, The Barn at the End of the World: The Apprenticeship of a Quaker, Buddhist Shepherd

    #52368
    nittany ram
    Moderator

    And another thing. Photo Synthesis — If mums and other screaming flowers, eat light, then why doesn’t it get darker and darker as more and more flowers eat more and more light?

    Maybe its a good thing to run over mums. More light for the rest of us.

    w
    V

    Science tells us that as flowers consume the light the sun gets dimmer and dimmer until there is nothing but darkness. The technical term for this is “night” which is short for “no light”. Having consumed all of the sun’s light the flowers enter a state of dormancy in which their voracious appetite for light is temporarily abated. This allows the sun to recharge unmolested. As the sun grows brighter a phenomenon known as ‘day’ occurs and the cycle repeats itself as it has since the beginning of time 6000 years ago.

    #52371
    wv
    Participant

    And another thing. Photo Synthesis — If mums and other screaming flowers, eat light, then why doesn’t it get darker and darker as more and more flowers eat more and more light?

    Maybe its a good thing to run over mums. More light for the rest of us.

    w
    V

    Science tells us that as flowers consume the light the sun gets dimmer and dimmer until there is nothing but darkness. The technical term for this is “night” which is short for “no light”. Having consumed all of the sun’s light the flowers enter a state of dormancy in which their voracious appetite for light is temporarily abated. This allows the sun to recharge unmolested. As the sun grows brighter a phenomenon known as ‘day’ occurs and the cycle repeats itself as it has since the beginning of time 6000 years ago.

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    lol

    i cannot top that

    u have won this round.

    w
    v

    #52379
    bnw
    Blocked

    And another thing. Photo Synthesis — If mums and other screaming flowers, eat light, then why doesn’t it get darker and darker as more and more flowers eat more and more light?

    Maybe its a good thing to run over mums. More light for the rest of us.

    w
    V

    Science tells us that as flowers consume the light the sun gets dimmer and dimmer until there is nothing but darkness. The technical term for this is “night” which is short for “no light”. Having consumed all of the sun’s light the flowers enter a state of dormancy in which their voracious appetite for light is temporarily abated. This allows the sun to recharge unmolested. As the sun grows brighter a phenomenon known as ‘day’ occurs and the cycle repeats itself as it has since the beginning of time 6000 years ago.

    BS. Flowers don’t grow on the sun.

    The upside to being a Rams fan is heartbreak.

    Sprinkles are for winners.

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