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  • May 19, 2015 at 12:05 am #24840
    Avatar photoZooey
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    This gem. On consideration, it surprises me I haven’t read this sentence before:

    “The constitution guarantees Americans the right to bare arms.”

    I am just too old to grade this shit anymore.

    May 19, 2015 at 12:20 am #24841
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    Zooey wrote:

    “The constitution guarantees Americans the right to bare arms.”

    But….Zooey, that’s true.

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    May 19, 2015 at 12:28 am #24843
    Avatar photoZooey
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    Yeah. I know.

    Tank tops were quite controversial in the 1780s, and the Founding Fathers were right to legitimize them in our constitution.

    May 19, 2015 at 8:50 am #24850
    bnw
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    Don’t be so hard on the kid. This is the spellcheck not definition generation. Hooked On Phonics would be proud.

    The upside to being a Rams fan is heartbreak.

    Sprinkles are for winners.

    May 19, 2015 at 8:55 am #24851
    bnw
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    Zooey wrote:

    Yeah. I know.

    Tank tops were quite controversial in the 1780s, and the Founding Fathers were right to legitimize them in our constitution.

    Wife beater replaced tank top before that kid was born.

    The upside to being a Rams fan is heartbreak.

    Sprinkles are for winners.

    May 19, 2015 at 11:54 am #24858
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    bnw wrote:

    Don’t be so hard on the kid. This is the spellcheck not definition generation.

    It means the kid can’t spell.

    Kids not being able to spell is a problem for a teacher. s

    May 19, 2015 at 12:29 pm #24862
    bnw
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    zn wrote:
    bnw wrote:

    Don’t be so hard on the kid. This is the spellcheck not definition generation.

    It means the kid can’t spell.

    Kids not being able to spell is a problem for a teacher. s

    More so for the spelling teacher. That is why kids are socially promoted. I wish I had screen captures of the misspelled words for network TV news shows I’ve seen over the past year alone.

    The upside to being a Rams fan is heartbreak.

    Sprinkles are for winners.

    May 22, 2015 at 4:20 pm #25116
    Avatar photojoemad
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    aloha Mr. Hand!!!!

    URL = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8BODTA3Kn8

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