Tweets 4/3 – something completely different

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  • April 3, 2016 at 6:46 am #41389
    Avatar photoAgamemnon
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    Cheerleader tryouts.

    Agamemnon

    April 3, 2016 at 7:03 am #41392
    PA Ram
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    There is a Miss United States contest? Or does that mean she’s representing the United States in the Miss Universe contest? And why can’t these pageants expand to Mars and Pluto anyway? I mean–is Earth’s winner REALLY Miss Universe? Do we know for sure there are no other signs of intelligent pageants out there?

    r

    "Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away. " Philip K. Dick

    April 3, 2016 at 11:05 am #41394
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    PA Ram wrote:

    There is a Miss United States contest? Or does that mean she’s representing the United States in the Miss Universe contest? And why can’t these pageants expand to Mars and Pluto anyway? I mean–is Earth’s winner REALLY Miss Universe? Do we know for sure there are no other signs of intelligent pageants out there?

    r

    And why should only humanoids win? Should the gelatinous blob-like beings of Alpha Centauri be excluded from a beauty contest simply because they are translucent so you can see their food being digested or because their sensory tendrils continuously exude a sulphurous gas that can clear a room like nobody’s business? Should that disqualify them from a contest that claims to represent the entire universe?

    To be fair, they are really, really ugly.

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    April 3, 2016 at 11:24 am #41396
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    nittany ram wrote:

    And why should only humanoids win? Should the gelatinous blob-like beings of Alpha Centauri be excluded from a beauty contest simply because they are translucent so you can see their food being digested or because their sensory tendrils continuously exude a sulphurous gas that can clear a room like nobody’s business? Should that disqualify them from a contest that claims to represent the entire universe?

    To be fair, they are really, really ugly.

    Dude, you make it sound like the contest is based on the superficial qualities of beauty and attractiveness. I can’t believe you would be so shallow.

    April 3, 2016 at 4:19 pm #41416
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    ..and this belongs on the Rams Huddle because?

    (not that I wouldn’t shoo her away if she showed up selling cookies at mu front door, but I’d have to shore up my headboard first)

    April 3, 2016 at 4:34 pm #41418
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    TSRF wrote:

    ..and this belongs on the Rams Huddle because?

    (not that I wouldn’t shoo her away if she showed up selling cookies at mu front door, but I’d have to shore up my headboard first)

    Well her entry tag does have a Rams logo on it.

    The upside to being a Rams fan is heartbreak.

    Sprinkles are for winners.

    April 3, 2016 at 4:34 pm #41419
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    TSRF wrote:

    and this belongs on the Rams Huddle because?

    Agamemnon wrote:

    Cheerleader tryouts.

    April 3, 2016 at 5:22 pm #41423
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    zn wrote:
    TSRF wrote:

    and this belongs on the Rams Huddle because?

    Agamemnon wrote:

    Cheerleader tryouts.

    It’s no use.

    Some people just don’t understand football.

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