There is a Miss United States contest? Or does that mean sheâs representing the United States in the Miss Universe contest? And why canât these pageants expand to Mars and Pluto anyway? I meanâis Earthâs winner REALLY Miss Universe? Do we know for sure there are no other signs of intelligent pageants out there?
And why should only humanoids win? Should the gelatinous blob-like beings of Alpha Centauri be excluded from a beauty contest simply because they are translucent so you can see their food being digested or because their sensory tendrils continuously exude a sulphurous gas that can clear a room like nobody’s business? Should that disqualify them from a contest that claims to represent the entire universe?
To be fair, they are really, really ugly.
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