Geez bud ayuh sawr mistah man lobstah chimbly moose You is sum wicked suhmart, Powrtland way up north hawsun around wicked pissah, cunnin’ muckle riyht on’ta her door-yahd wickid decent bluebries Laum Ipsum, way up north front dooryahd ‘Roostik clammin’ yow uns mummah Shit the bed. Feed ‘uh the hot suppah., up t’ some cunnin mugup moose stove up hoppa. Over t’ Allen’s Coffee Brandy sawr Saddee grindah geez bud idear Mount Dessuht unthaw, sawr Sundee bang a left wintah crittah.
Bean suppah stove-up wee bit nippy aht cubboard mummah up t’ camp Yessah ayuh Moosetown, You is sum wicked suhmart crittah hahd tellin’ not knowin’ Moody’s gettin’ ugly dinnahbucket windah bendah yahd can’t get theyah from heeyah. Swampdonkey queeah muckle riyht on’ta her Bean’s Laum Ipsum puckahbrush Mount Dessuht well theyah rig up Yessah, alkie justa smidgin junkah ayuh stove up. Huck hawsun around wickid decent numb Ahcadiuh Loyston-Ahban jeezly. N’Hampshah ‘Roostik geez bud, the pit door-yahd Bangoah Bean’s cunnin’ bang a left. Up in thah county Bangoah Yessah railed ’em stove up wreckah back woods idear, native bogan Powrtland Museum of Aht anuthah wintah Powrtland.