“Oh, there you go, bringing class into it again–“
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Ketchup sandwiches is fake newz. Mustard sandwiches is where its at.
Btw, i was pondering about those little plastic rectangular ketchup packages that you get at Wendy’s or McDonalds. I was pondering why its so hard to tear off the top of them. Part of the top always stays attached no matter how hard you pull at it. It vexed me for decades and decades.
And then i figured it out — the corporations WANT the top to stay attached to the package, so as to keep the top from falling onto the ground and causing littering issues.
And when i realized that, i heard a chorus of angels, and
sweet music played in my head, and i saw rainbows, and unicorns,
and thus, i realized for the first time — the corporations are…good.
And i was forever changed.
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