huddle board exclusive–we set up a board chat with the football gods

[zn]

Post your questions here. The football gods tell me they will answer “sometime between now and the edge of eternity.” (Which IMO is a little open-ended.)

So let’s thank the football gods for agreeing to this.

[wv]

I would like to know who would win a football game
between the Lanasters and the Starks.

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[nittany ram]

If Rodger Saffold is at his own 25 yard line and is running at a speed of 8.0 yards/sec and a defender at the 50 yard line is approaching Rodger Saffold at a speed of 9.5 yards/sec, how many seconds will elapse before Rodger Saffold is injured?

[PA Ram]

What is stuff made of?

Oh–got a quick thing to tell the Gods.

Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar?

They both got 6 months!

"Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away. " Philip K. Dick

[zn]

nittany ram wrote:

If Rodger Saffold is at his own 25 yard line and is running at a speed of 8.0 yards/sec and a defender at the 50 yard line is approaching Rodger Saffold at a speed of 9.5 yards/sec, how many seconds will elapse before Rodger Saffold is injured?

I was sent this response.

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Football God 1: why is it that good men, and good players, like Roger Saffold, get injured constantly, while assholes like Steve Smith make it through unscathed and become stars?
Football God 2: Yes, why? Why?
Football God 3: Actually we did that.
[pause]
All: Group laughter.

[Author]

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