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  • October 11, 2016 at 12:05 am #54968
    Avatar photoZooey
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    Well, it seems that incapacitating Lesean McCoy isn’t just unethical, it turns out it is illegal. I tried to explain to Security the benefits of Nittany’s plan, but they were not receptive, so I’ve been in the clink ever since. I never had a chance. He is a little younger than I am, and more spry.

    October 11, 2016 at 12:22 am #54970
    bnw
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    Zooey wrote:

    so I’ve been in the clink ever since. I never had a chance. He is a little younger than I am, and more spry.

    Your cellmate?

    The upside to being a Rams fan is heartbreak.

    Sprinkles are for winners.

    October 11, 2016 at 12:38 am #54972
    PA Ram
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    I think anyone would tell you that any plan Nittany devises is almost certainly doomed to failure. He also had the genius idea to hoard as many Galaxy Note 7s he could get his hands on and then sell them on ebay when the demand got high. We know how that worked out.(Now he’s giving away free fire extinguishers with each sale—losing money big time).

    In any case–it’s still your fault. As the Rams were sneakily setting up that fake punt I could very clearly hear you screaming, “It’s a fake!” This alerted the Bills to the plan and of course–the rest is history.

    Still, it’s not really your fault–no matter what Fisher says.. The Rams were getting just a bit ahead of themselves anyway–and the idea of being 4-1 was just a step too far. Now there is order in the universe again.

    "Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away. " Philip K. Dick

    October 11, 2016 at 12:41 am #54974
    Avatar photozn
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    Zooey wrote:

    Well

    Hey. Thanks for jinxing the game. I look forward to hearing about your experience.

    October 11, 2016 at 7:09 am #54976
    Avatar photonittany ram
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    I knew it was a mistake to trust you with this mission.

    Please tell me that you got Ty Burrell’s autograph at least.

    xx

    October 11, 2016 at 9:34 am #54982
    Avatar photowv
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    I just hope Zooey isn’t the actual cause
    of 8-10 type bullshit.

    Season
    1983 … 8-10
    1984 … 10-8
    1985 … 3-15
    Totals … 22-34

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    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Los_Angeles_Express_(USFL)
    The Los Angeles Express drafted Dan Marino as the first pick in USFL history. Marino made some appearances on behalf of the Express before signing with the Miami Dolphins.

    The Express also made a serious run at Eric Dickerson, and actually matched the Los Angeles Rams’ offer for him. However, Dickerson signed with the Rams, apparently because family members were skeptical about the USFL.

    Television star Lee Majors became part owner in April 1983.

    The Express ownership lured Canadian Football League legend Hugh Campbell, head coach of the Edmonton Eskimos, to be their first head coach. (Campbell had taken over the Eskimos in 1977 and in his six years had taken the team to six straight Grey Cup games, winning the last five.)

    The 1983 Express team was a competitive team headed by quarterbacks Tom Ramsey and Mike Rae and led by an above average defense. Despite losing two defensive backs to knee injuries, the Express finished fifth in the league in total defense.

    However, a patchwork offensive line limited the team’s offensive firepower. The Express had the worst rushing attack in the league. (Herschel Walker rushed for 72 more yards than the entire Express team in 1983).

    Upset losses to the New Jersey Generals and Washington Federals in weeks 16 and 17 respectively cost the Express the Pacific Division title and allowed the Oakland Invaders to claim the last 1983 playoff berth.

    October 11, 2016 at 12:19 pm #54988
    Avatar photoZooey
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    nittany ram wrote:

    I knew it was a mistake to trust you with this mission.

    Please tell me that you got Ty Burrell’s autograph at least.

    xx

    Ty Burrell was there, and was sitting about 30 yards from me. Not only are we both Rams fans, but we both graduated from the same theatre program at Southern Oregon University. But I don’t really care about celebrities, and have no desire to own autographs. I’m not sure what they are for, or why I should want them.

    October 11, 2016 at 12:59 pm #54990
    Avatar photonittany ram
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    secretlygladtheramslost wrote:

    But I don’t really care about celebrities, and have no desire to own autographs. I’m not sure what they are for, or why I should want them.

    Did you even read your mission dossier?

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