what we forgot with Mason

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April 12, 2016 at 1:00 am #41781

zn
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Mason got tasered. Who all got tasered before they were drafted? It was a couple of the 2012 picks, including I think Jenkins.

Doesn’t that mean the Rams lead the league in taserings?

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April 12, 2016 at 1:34 am #41783

Agamemnon
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Ask wv, isn’t he in charge of tasers and tasering?

Agamemnon

April 12, 2016 at 4:07 pm #41792

NERam
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Agamemnon wrote:

Ask wv, isn’t he in charge of tasers and tasering?

Oh, man. I thought he was in charge of tapirs and tapir-ing.

No?

April 12, 2016 at 4:24 pm #41793

bnw
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Agamemnon wrote:

Ask wv, isn’t he in charge of tasers and tasering?

I thought he was in charge of tsars and tsaring.

The upside to being a Rams fan is heartbreak.

Sprinkles are for winners.

April 13, 2016 at 9:20 am #41821

wv
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Tru Johnson was tasered too, i think.

I am in charge of tasering tsars and tapirs, btw.

…this is the deadest time of year, aint it.
Nothin goin on. I wish the draft was in early April
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April 13, 2016 at 9:36 am #41824

zn
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wv wrote:

I am in charge of tasering tsars and tapirs

Is that an elected position, or inherited for life?

If elected, what are the primaries like?

Brutal, I would imagine.

April 13, 2016 at 12:36 pm #41826

wv
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zn wrote:

wv wrote:

I am in charge of tasering tsars and tapirs

Is that an elected position, or inherited for life?

If elected, what are the primaries like?

Brutal, I would imagine.

Its an elected position. And I’ve lost
fifty-two primaries in a row.
But I have all the Super-Delegates
so I am in like flynn.

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April 13, 2016 at 12:40 pm #41827

zn
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wv wrote:

zn wrote:

wv wrote:

I am in charge of tasering tsars and tapirs

Is that an elected position, or inherited for life?

If elected, what are the primaries like?

Brutal, I would imagine.

Its an elected position. And I’ve lost
fifty-two primaries in a row.
But I have all the Super-Delegates
so I am in like flynn.

w
v

So…given that, it’s inherited for life.

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April 13, 2016 at 5:51 pm #41840

NERam
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wv wrote:

Tru Johnson was tasered too, i think.

I am in charge of tasering tsars and tapirs, btw.

…this is the deadest time of year, aint it.
Nothin goin on. I wish the draft was in early April
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w
v

This was a long time ago, so my memory could be a little foggier than normal, but I seem to recall some of your earlier works on tapirs and their urinary problems were released around this time of year, many seasons ago.

That dead time of year, following yet another losing season, and before the draft. That dull, dead, meaningless time zone that Ram fans all must pass through on their way to another season.

In doing so, you were able to take a story about nothing and make poor, emotionless, win-starved Ram fans forget their misery for a brief moment. You were the Board’s Seinfeld.

Thanks, Jerry.
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