Rams: Well, we’ve got Chris Givens for sale. We took him in the 4th. Tell ya what…give us a fifth and we’ll call it even.
Ravens: LMAO! No thanks.
Rams: Well, now hold on, hold on. You guys need a receiver. We aren’t kidding anybody here. Tell you what….6th rounder. We like you.
Ravens: Who else you throwing in that deal?
Rams: Seriously? Okay–okay….look, we gotta make some moves here….give us a 7th next year…and he’s yours. Done.
Ravens: Uh…next year? Kinda need some of those picks for a receiver next year.
Rams: Yeah–but we’re giving you a receiver…and at that price…it’s GIVING.
Ravens: Eh….IS he a receiver though? Kinda limited.
Rams: Sigh. Okay…2017? A 7th?
Ravens: I….don’t…know…there are other guys out there….
Rams: 2018!!!! Please…please…2018…a 7th. We gotta get something here. We’ll owe you…really.
Ravens: Well…..Harbaugh’s brother isn’t in the division anymore. Okay. A 7th in 2018. We could all be dead by then anyway…am I right? Hah-hah-hah-hah!
Rams: Thank you!
Maybe that’s how it went. Or maybe the bidding started with a 7th in 2099 and worked its way down to 2018.
In any case…they woulda got nothing so…what the heck.
"Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away. " Philip K. Dick