I saw this story and I was surprised.
Having lived in CA for quite awhile I’m surprised he hadn’t figured it out….
You build an underground tank for lawn watering and you install a drip system. Is it expensive for a multi acre lawn? yeah. But it’s that or get rid of the lawn.
Then, once you’ve got the drip system in place, you just TRUCK IN THE DAMN WATER JUST LIKE THEY HAVE HAD TO DO IN MALIBU CANYON FOREVER JUST TO TAKE SHOWERS AND DO LAUNDRY AND SHUT THE FUCK UP… IF EDDIE VAN HALEN CAN DO IT… Parts of Malibu as late as the late 80s still didn’t have county water service, so some of those multi-million dollar homes in those canyons had to truck the water in and store the water in pretty big underground tanks. I can’t imagine that was easy given the geology of the area, either… between the earthquakes and mudslides…
Anyway, geesh, this way it’s off the meter and a drip system uses TONS less water than traditional sprinklers. heck, you could get away with a VERY quick spray of the lawn with a hose once every few weeks or once a month. Do it in sections so no day shows a huge spike.
There are WAYS to do it if Mr. Richie St. Augustine just HAS to have his lawn just right. Bitching because it can’t be easy is the epitome of why we’re in such rapid decline.
Not that I endorse the copious consumption of water during the drought. Far from it. I only just moved from there in 2008 and lived in SoCal most of my life. But good grief, it’s not like the guy even TRIED to use his damn brain…
OR…
They could just understand that they live in the desert for once and stop trying to make Los Angeles look like Hawaii.
Crazy idea, I know…
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