Happy Birthday, RM.
I bought you a little token gift, but the stupid thing accidentally got locked in a spare time capsule I had laying around. Shouldn’t be too too long before you get it; the capsule is set to open the very second the Rams next qualify for a playoff game…
Pssst, one more thing. Not trying to be critical or nothin, but those footballs on the side of the cake that ZN baked you look a little DE-FLAY-TED, don’t they?
You should register a complaint.