Bengals game…thoughts?

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  • October 24, 2019 at 9:44 am #107231
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    It’s not often you get to play a team that’s 27th on offense and 32nd on defense.

    Plus 32nd in rushing yards allowed, and 32nd in yards per rush allowed. While also being 32nd in rushing yards on offense, and 32nd in yards per attempt rushing.

    Note: Since he left the Bengals, Whitworth has never played them.

    They’re also 28th in sack percentage on defense, while 25th in sacks allowed on offense.

    October 24, 2019 at 5:18 pm #107245
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    it really would be a disaster should the rams lose this game.

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    October 24, 2019 at 7:06 pm #107256
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    I hate playing Winless teams.

    I blame the schedule-makers for this.

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    October 24, 2019 at 7:25 pm #107258
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    InvaderRam wrote:

    it really would be a disaster should the rams lose this game.

    Or win the game but suffer injuries that ruin the season.

    Sure, that could happen any time but for it to happen in an easy, meaningless game would sting even more.

    Although I guess when you are 4-3 and in third place in your division there are no meaningless games.

    October 25, 2019 at 1:10 am #107269
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    nittany ram wrote:

    Although I guess when you are 4-3 and in third place in your division there are no meaningless games.

    They aren’t IN 3rd place.

    They are in Pre-1st Place.

    October 25, 2019 at 7:43 pm #107301
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    Andy Dalton’s hand size is only 9.5 inches. Thats .024 meters for you UnAmerican types.
    wiki:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andy_Dalton

    Jared Goff’s hand size is 9 inches. .023 meters. wiki:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jared_Goff

    I’ve done the math on my texas-instruments-1999-hand-size-calculator,
    and thats a difference of .001 meters.

    Can the Rams possibly overcome that? Especially on foreign soil?

    Well, let’s look deeper. Dalton’s ARM length is 31.75 inches. Or .081 Meters.
    But look at Goff’s arm — its an UnGodly 32.75 inches. Or .083 Meters.
    The calculator says, in bright gray letters, thats a difference of .002 meters.

    Thus, according to the wv-analytics, we’re in for a close game. Also a very ugly game. The Bengals are Ugly folks. They look ugly, they play ugly, and Dalton short-arms his passes.

    PS — Dalton, has made the pro-bowl Three times. For a guy thats the butt of a lot of QB jokes, and who has a short arm, thats a lot of pro-bowls.

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    October 26, 2019 at 1:50 pm #107377
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    Call me crazy, but I think the Rams will find a way to win this one.

    October 26, 2019 at 1:58 pm #107378
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    TSRF wrote:

    Call me crazy, but I think the Rams will find a way to win this one.

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    OK, but are you factoring in the Ugliness of the Bengal-tigers’ uniforms?

    Is Uniform Ugliness a tangible or intangible?

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    October 26, 2019 at 4:59 pm #107398
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    Intangible, and here is why: When the Rams beat the Cowboys two years ago, they were sporting one of the ugliest looks I can remember. Blue helmets with white horns, blue and gold shirts, I blocked out any memory of the pants, but the combo was horrific. And we still won.

    I rest my case.

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